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About Last Night 
4th-Oct-2003 04:12 pm
Reborn - Yamamoto CHIBITA
Friday Night in London: Thames Cruise. For the Law Faculty.

The ship was divided into four sections – below deck, main section, front, and back. (Layman’s terms, I don’t know the words. Astern? Pirates of the Caribbean fans! Help me out!) The lights went off in the main section soon after the boat got moving, and the disco lights came on. And the music. Which was rather loud. Boat became a massive disco holding extremely drunk Law students. Except this is one that you can’t step out of. Well, unless you like freezing water. As a Spanish boy we know said, quite wisely, “Alcohol and boat – Not good mixture.” Those are his exact words.

Was in this disco for three and a half hours.

Thames gorgeous. Not as cold as expected. It’s wonderful to see everything lit up at night. There is nothing quite like being on a ship with the wind in your face. Saw the Greenwich Observatory’s port, Tower Bridge – which looks lovely – and waved to people on Tower Bridge, who waved back! *cheers*, the London Eye, and Traitor’s Gate, a forbidding stone façade which I photographed, thinking of my Professor la_muerta, and how my Professor would probably have been interested in that. ^_^ I was thinking of Les Miserables, of “On My Own”, and of aingeal_isilme and ranchelle.

Saw Greenwich Mean Line. Literally. It’s a beam of green light that stretches across the Thames, indicating the border where time begins. Thought “Death Eater Beacon”. XD Did not know what the light was until a senior told me. *smiles* Asked her how her first Thames Cruise was, as this was her third. “Can’t remember,” she told me, regretfully. “I was very drunk that night.” A sentiment I do not doubt is shared by most of the students tonight.

Shortly after, a student came out and announced that the Greenwich Mean Line was a section of his anatomy, and made especial reference to its length.

Saw quite a few things tonight. Saw no less than eight couples in extremely involving French-kiss set-ups. I thought I would see no more than four. I was wrong. Lots of hands where they shouldn’t be going in public view. Law Society President having a rather involving kiss with a girl who wasn’t the same one he was kissing less than two weeks ago. According to a friend. Cannot believe several things that have seen on board ship. Thought they happened behind closed doors, and not on crowded dance floors.

Also now have extremely interesting dance moves I could show Ratal. However, need a partner who does not blush.

Floor soon covered with spilled alcohol. And everyone who feels they can’t dance and therefore do not go to clubs – No one can dance. So, go.

Girl from my hall bought me a drink. Also encouraged me to dance, which was a good thing, as never would have done it on my own. Soon just about everybody I knew was dancing – Faculty mates, hall-mates – everyone.

And dancing really is rather fun.

Went out to the front of the boat. Which was windy. Then saw a guy lighting his cigarette, using another guy’s tuxedo jacket as a shield against the wind. Problem was, Windbreaker Guy was wearing said tuxedo at the time. When I first saw them, and I couldn’t quite see what they were doing, my first thought was, “Why does that boy have his head up that other guy’s jacket?”

Did not say that.

Was with several hall and faculty mates as bemused as self. Eventually we went to the back of the boat, because it wasn’t cold as the front, nor as noisy and crowded as the main section. Then discovered that all the seriously drunk students somehow ended up in the back of the boat. Tonight have seen how interesting people get when they are drunk. Other faculty-mate said he saw the Law Society President with his hand in a location that would not be in any way connected to the word “respectable”. En route to the back of the boat, a guy I do not remember seeing before told me, very seriously, “I have just done the Walk of Shame”. Friend who I was with told me he was drunk. Could not have told the difference.

Several students were having a competition – regarding alcohol, as you may have guessed. They each had to take a shot of extremely strong alcohol, then hold it in their mouths for ten minutes. Was in the back of the boat when the time-keeper came down with three guys who couldn’t talk. A friend of theirs – a first-year student who looks like a postgraduate – was talking to me, so he and the timekeeper told me what they were doing. “You were very drunk last night,” says the time-keeper to the first-year student. “It was my birthday,” explains the first-year. Yesterday’s Birthday Boy proceeds to tell me all about his friends. “He ______ his _______ every day,” he told me, indicating the first of the contestants. “And the other one,” he said, indicating the second, “When his mouth isn’t closed, he. . . ” Noticing his friend’s incensed expression, he said, “And all of you are wankers.” This announcement was greeted with an extremely emphatic set of middle fingers from the first contestant.

Third contestant spat his alcohol all over the timekeeper during the eighth minute. One of the inebriated male students pinned another to the wall, prompting the Pinned to shout, “Help! It’s gay rape! I’m not enjoying myself!”

A chair was hurled overboard in the course of the night, as were an entire carton of plastic drinking glasses. Ten Minute Shot Contestant #2 broke the Emergency Exit – Do Not Block sign off the door it was on and slipped it into his tuxedo pocket. I believe he was also the one who, with much determination, hung on to the loudspeaker mounted above the washrooms until it snapped to his satisfaction. He also took great delight in opening the door (which normally leads to the embankment) to the Thames, and inviting us to jump out.

Spectacularly high levels of RP slash occur when students are drunk. Most noticeable tonight were the trio of guys who ended up in a massive group hug in the back of the ship, chanting, “F____ me”.

Also at back of the boat: Several girls who ran to the back and yelled, “I’M FLYING!”, complete with the Titanic pose.

Saw guy puking his guts out at the front of boat. Not pleasant.

Clubbing is more fun than pubbing.

Also I would like everyone to know that the name of the boat we were on was the Royal Princess.

Oh, Ratal: As regards Ratal Reloaded: The Nightclub Scene. ^_^
Comments 
4th-Oct-2003 09:52 am (UTC)
Man why doesn't all this slashy stuff happen in clubs here? You need a unfazable dance partner? *pushes Dae towards you* There, go on. Have lots of fun *smirk*

Thames sounds very beautiful ^^ Death Eater beacon and all
5th-Oct-2003 07:49 am (UTC)
*giggles* Dae wouldn't blush, but he would do things that make Eleris blush. XD

Speak for yourself and Amarus! ^_^

Death Eater Beacon in London! XD
5th-Oct-2003 08:40 am (UTC)
Aww. The blushing bride *smirk*

naw, I'll just get him to teach me to tango in a BP station ^_~

5th-Oct-2003 09:16 am (UTC)
TANGO IN A BP STATION?! WAY COOL!

THAT COURSE WILL BE VERY MUCH IN DEMAND! XDXDXD

^_______________________________^

c_dreamcatcher tells me that you were planning to get us Hogwarts T-shirts. Is this true? XD

What?!?! The blushing bride?!?! FAOL!!!
5th-Oct-2003 09:52 am (UTC)
Yes, I was planning to make us Hogwarts T-shirts. ^^ But no one would want to be a Hufflepuff, so we'll probably be having only Gryffindors and Slytherins among us hobbits
6th-Oct-2003 07:11 am (UTC)
COOL! *cheers my Professor's efforts*

*hugs the Professor wildly*

SLYTHERIN! XDXDXD

Have discovered that my Property Lecturers are all Slytherins. All.
6th-Oct-2003 08:20 am (UTC)
And you, my dear, are Gryffindor. Are you all right there among the Slytherins? *grin*
6th-Oct-2003 09:16 am (UTC)
Slytherin it is. I thought so *laughs*

They dare claim to belong to the noble house of Slytherin? In the sense that they are all as sexy, or that they are all as snobbish?
4th-Oct-2003 04:28 pm (UTC)
Weird... o__O goodness. drunkenness?
5th-Oct-2003 07:52 am (UTC)
Much drunkenness! Wish you were here ^_^ You would have many things to say about these inebriated Law students, all of which I would love to hear.
5th-Oct-2003 02:10 am (UTC)
Wow, the Law students really get up to a lot... pun not intended =P

As for why the Thames isn't that cold at night, water warms up slower and retains heat longer than earth, hence bodies of water exert a moderating effect on the adjecent land, ie, cools it during the day and warms it at night. </ geog lesson> :P Sorry ^^;

Ratal Reloaded: Nightclub Scene? hmm... Oh, and we may have a new Ratalier or two soon ;)
5th-Oct-2003 07:56 am (UTC)
Thank you, Mistress of the Elements XD *giggles*

OMG! New Ratalier? Who? *beams* ^_^ Two, even? WE NEED A RATAL LJ! XDXDXD ^_^ What will they play? I can't wait to know who they are!

Wait. Will they be arrch and ammonium?

COOL. If so. ^_^
5th-Oct-2003 09:37 am (UTC)
Bingo! And your prize is... a fully paid two night stay at a 5-star hotel for you and Dae!

XD

And now we *have* a Ratal LJ! *cheers*
6th-Oct-2003 04:36 am (UTC)
It's a community I can't join! :: wails :: It's closed!
6th-Oct-2003 04:41 am (UTC)
That's what happens when I comment before I check my email. Have joined! *cheers*
5th-Oct-2003 02:14 am (UTC)
And meanwhile, you have seemingly gathered blackmail material (unwittingly and undeliberately) while they're drunk XD

And I wonder what strange things the Ratal characters would come up with when drunk. Well, you've already written Serry in that situation in RHS so I opt out!! *eyes you* And that leaves....the rest of the Ratalier! *niko niko* *hands out wine, beer, chocolate, sugar, crack to the rest of Ratal*

Oh, and I would love to see your new dance moves. Why would you need someone who wouldn't blush? I'm intrigued. *grin*
5th-Oct-2003 07:58 am (UTC)
It would be blackmail material if I could only remember their names ^_^

Want to dance with me? *evilness* But Lev would be insanely jealous. ^_^

And Serry gives out crack? ; ) Serry G indeed. *smirks*
5th-Oct-2003 08:46 am (UTC)
And in that blind rage of jealousy, he will snatch Serry away, lock themselves up in an empty bedroom and - ok will stop here now before Serry kills me.

Anyway you guys can work out what happens, yes? XD
5th-Oct-2003 09:18 am (UTC)
*DIES LAUGHING*

FAOL, I ADORE YOU. *BEAMS HAPPILY*

I am deeply enamoured of that idea! Not only can we work out what happens - we can also write it. ^_^
7th-Oct-2003 03:41 am (UTC)
And now Serry has surrendered to the black L/S plot bunnies, we can write as evilly and NC-17-ly as we like! *grins*
5th-Oct-2003 09:38 am (UTC)
Just XDDDDD
5th-Oct-2003 10:21 am (UTC)
*runs far far away from you slashers*
6th-Oct-2003 04:39 am (UTC)
You can run, but we can slash faster. XD
6th-Oct-2003 05:45 am (UTC)
You can run, but you can't hide ~!

*evil grin*
6th-Oct-2003 08:13 am (UTC)
ARGH. And BTW, new Ratal entry from me and Lev on the log.
6th-Oct-2003 09:21 am (UTC)
man... all of us had almost the exact same words to say to our dear hobbitish elf! *grin*
6th-Oct-2003 09:25 am (UTC)
Go to the Ratal LJ and join the spam XD
6th-Oct-2003 09:17 am (UTC)
you can run, Serry dear.... but you can't hide *grin*
6th-Oct-2003 09:27 am (UTC)
Gah, all of you! Stay back! Or...*takes a nearby bunny ala desperate hostage situation* This will go over the cliff!

Yes, you all have said similar things O_O I feel so....defeated.
6th-Oct-2003 09:34 am (UTC)
Cliff? Don't you mean gutter?

Go on, drop it.... let's see how much gutter water it'll soak up before bouncing back up, full of glee and with malicious fangs, waiting to be adopted...
6th-Oct-2003 09:41 am (UTC)
Sounds worse than the vicious bunny from Monty Python's Holy Grail O_O

*looks at fluffy white squeaky bunny hanging over cliff...*

*pulls it back and hugs it*

*pulls away and looks at it*

*flings it far far away and run!*
6th-Oct-2003 09:43 am (UTC)
*L/S plot bunny is hugged*

*plot bunny is delighted*

*plot bunny gives chase, gleefully proclaiming its L/S tag*
6th-Oct-2003 09:49 am (UTC)
*shooes the L/S bunny* Get away from me~~ >_________< *hides behind his black blot bunnies*
6th-Oct-2003 10:03 am (UTC)
*black plot bunnies breed with L/S plot bunny - you are now surrounded by black L/S plot bunnies*
6th-Oct-2003 10:16 am (UTC)
O_O @ the bunnies

*surrenders*

Do whatever you want... *admits defeat and kowtows to the bunnies of Doom™*
7th-Oct-2003 01:59 am (UTC)
I take thee at thy word *smirk*

*signals*

*black L/S bunnies carry a willing Serry off to Lev's tent for an fulfilling night of BDSM, while the rest of Ratal gather to watch*
7th-Oct-2003 10:26 am (UTC)
XDDDDD *cheers and throws flower petals as the bunny-carried Serry passes*
5th-Oct-2003 08:47 am (UTC)
I shall be honoured, milady *bows and takes her hand*
*niko niko and prettily pretends to ignore the part about Lev*

*gives you chocolate*
5th-Oct-2003 09:19 am (UTC)
*takes your hand* Thank you, most gracious sir. ^_^

*accepts chocolate* *offers you some in return*
5th-Oct-2003 08:49 am (UTC)
I think if Faol got drunk, he'd just fall asleep. And snore.
5th-Oct-2003 09:19 am (UTC)
And Amarus would pick you up, and bear you off... ^____________^
5th-Oct-2003 08:28 pm (UTC)
...to the nearest BP station? ^__^
6th-Oct-2003 07:12 am (UTC)
We wish!

That is, I really do. ^_^
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