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MTV Movie Awards - Will Ferrell - Sasha Baron Cohen Bitchslap/Makeout Session 
4th-Jun-2007 09:49 pm
Reborn - Yamamoto CHIBITA

Something I ate disagreed very badly with me this Saturday, which resulted in me being virtually knocked out over the weekend. Sucks being ill the first weekend out of work, but I did spend it watching Just Like Heaven (to catch Jon Heder as a loopy psychic), and Zoolander (it was banned in this country when it first was showed, for political sensitivies and all that drug use, but you can get it on rental now, amusingly enough) (which turned out to have Will Ferrell in it) - which is basically Blades of Glory with more brains, just replace ice-skating with male modelling.

Forced self to go in to work this morning despite not feeling my best, and somehow miraculously managed to stay in there all the way til the end of the day. Had a project concluding today, so the office was swarming with investors we had to attend to (and ensure that they put their names on all 88 pages each of documentation that needed their original signatures. When I came back from the first session, my fellow pupil started and said, "You look so pale!" - good to know that me feeling awful isn't just in my head. But yes! THIS HOWEVER TOTALLY MADE MY DAY (as did receiving a lovely card in the post, and learning that one of my friends has finished his examinations and is back in SG!):

The 2007 MTV Movie Awards results are out. Very amused that the Will Ferrell-Jon Heder fight on ice in Blades of Glory even scored a nomination, but am even more amused at the Will Ferrell-Sasha Baron Cohen onstage makeout, to celebrate their winning Best Kiss for Talladega Nights. *chokes*

Highly doubt it'd make it onscreen in this country, but the 2007 MTV Movie Awards screens on MTV here on the 17th of June, Sunday, at 1pm. Apparently that moment comes in some 45 minutes into the show, and features Sasha Baron Cohen demanding if Will Ferrell broke Jon Heder's heart too. In any event, here's the Youtube clip for the Will Ferrell-Sasha Baron Cohen kiss at the MTV Movie Awards. *grin* You know, just in case they censor it like they did the Britney Spears/Madonna/Christina Aguilera kiss. Transcription follows:

Will Ferrell: "Sasha, you wanna say anything?"

Sasha Baron Cohen: "Nice... nice to see you, William. Thanks for returning my calls ever since we last kissed."

Will Ferrell: "... Oh, I'm sorry. I've been busy."

Sasha Baron Cohen: "Yeah, busy with Napoleon Dynamite's (Jon Heder, Jimmy in Blades of Glory) crotch in your face, have you? Did you break his heart, too?"

Will Ferrell: "What are you talking about? That was acting, I didn't break his heart, that was acting! That didn't mean anything either."

Sasha Baron Cohen: "You kissed - you kissed me five times - that was just acting, too?"

Will Ferrell: "Those were called takes! There were five takes! We did five takes."

Sasha Baron Cohen: "You asked me to move in with you, Will."

Will Ferrell: "I did not ask you to move in with me! I said if you were in the neighbourhood stop by for a cup of coffee with me and my wife."

Sasha Baron Cohen: "You've got a wife?"

Will Ferrell: "Yes, I've got a wife."

Sasha Baron Cohen: "You've got a wife! And you kissed me five times."

Will Ferrell: ...

Sasha Baron Cohen: "You're a total bitch."

*bitchslaps Will Ferrell*
*makeout session subsequently ensues* (omg just cover your eyes, mine burned)

ETA: Sibling reaction: "YUCK! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"

Man, I wish so badly Jon had been there so the camera could've caught his reaction. Absolute horror or hysterical laughter, probably.

Also, this really amusing Jon Heder promo for the MTV Movie Awards, from here.
4th-Jun-2007 02:09 pm (UTC)
plz to be choking now...*proceeds to laughter and total annihilation of kidneys*

*rofls to death*
4th-Jun-2007 02:15 pm (UTC) - why, yes, Gaston, as a matter of fact, they ARE.

You know, if they were manga characters, they would have their own fandom by now.
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4th-Jun-2007 02:31 pm (UTC)
You love that movie too? *beams* I'm so glad! *grin* It completely deserves love. Despite being on a lot of crack.

There are two official Tales of the Abyss manga out right now - I think the ones you've seen were the Gangan Comics Anthologies, which is a collection of doujin anthologies. There are quite a few of those, maybe around seven or so by now. I bought mine from a Japanese bookstore, but you can occasionally find the manga and anthologies on ebay, and probably on yahoo!Japan (which am unfamiliar with buying from). I'm not sure what you mean by the Dash manga - I'm only familiar with the Dash novels, I don't think they did manga.

Sure, go right and ahead and add me if you like! ;) I'm not on MSN often, so if you want to talk or anything LJ works great for me.
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4th-Jun-2007 02:23 pm (UTC)
take care of ur health, seen a doc yet?
4th-Jun-2007 02:32 pm (UTC)
Not in an official capacity, but it's being taken care of. *snug!* Thank you so much for the well-wishes, dear. I think I need rest more than anything else, but what with work being there... *wry smile!* Heh.
4th-Jun-2007 02:38 pm (UTC)
There is so much BL in America today! Even if most of it's comedy. I remember a few years back when something like that would have been considered GROSSLY obscene. It's so weird xD
4th-Jun-2007 03:10 pm (UTC)
*grin* I agree. Speaking of BL comedy, kotomine let me know about I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, a comedy coming out later this year, and that really surprised me. *grin* In a pleasant way. So yes.

Heh. *wry smile* In my country, that sort of thing is unfortunately still something that censorship takes care of. Still, we're relaxing slowly! ;) Times change, both here and over there! ;) Comedy seems to make that sort of thing go down a whole lot better, somehow. It's as if as long as it's not serious and everyone knows it, it's a little easier.
4th-Jun-2007 02:38 pm (UTC)
eek. *cuddles* *feeds you soup and ice cream and, er, maybe not ice cream? >.>

get better soon! rest! *HUGS*

4th-Jun-2007 03:11 pm (UTC)
*snugs you tight!* Thank you so much! ♥ Cuddles and soup and ice-cream, especially from you, always make things better. *snug* I WILL DO MY VERY BEST to get better!!
4th-Jun-2007 02:56 pm (UTC)
*huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug* take care ok? Work makes it hard to do anything, and extra hard to fall sick.
4th-Jun-2007 03:13 pm (UTC)
*HUGS YOU SO TIGHTLY* You too! *snugs tight* ARGH for work, WHY does it crowd up so much of our free time?! (Funny also that I treasure every free moment so much more desperately when I have to work XD) I will do my best and try to get better! *HUGS YOU*
4th-Jun-2007 04:04 pm (UTC)
You're completely obsessed with this movie! xD *laughs*

I hope you're feeling better now? =/ Nasty thingies should stay away from kuzu's tummy! >.>
5th-Jun-2007 03:33 pm (UTC)
omg sweetheart, what you see on my LJ is the tip of the obsession iceberg. I am. so. crazy over this movie like you would not believe, but I keep 80% of the obsession off the LJ. omg omg omg. ♥

Feeling better! Physically. But now mentally SHOT thanks to WORK. zomg. work never rains but POURS. xD *snug!* Glad the parcel got there, by the way! ♥ And glad you liked it! ;)
4th-Jun-2007 04:22 pm (UTC)
D: *snugs* take care, yes? i hope you'll feel better soon.

... oh god, i watched that last night. the onstage bitchslap/kiss. i was just a tad freaked out at how much i enjoyed/was cheering over that. (and ohgod, just shoot me now, i totally just thought DID SACHA SLAP HIM ON THE RIGHT CHEEK?? /kkm ref.;;;;)
5th-Jun-2007 03:44 pm (UTC) - *snug!*
Thank you so much for the well-wishes, dear. ♥ I hope I feel better soon too! *snuuug*

!!! You watched it last night? ♥ omg lucky lucky you! ;) We don't get it til two weeks later, but that's what the INTERNET is for. XDDD I am so glad you really enjoyed that! (And HAHAHA, so glad I wasn't the only one who thought the same with regard to the BITCHSLAP ♥) AND YEAH, HE TOTALLY slapped Will on the right cheek.

SO MARRIED. (except I would really rather Will Ferrell be with someone else. Someone a whole lot more blond in movies.)
4th-Jun-2007 05:21 pm (UTC)
*is so utterly bewildered by the transcript that I won't even bother trying to swallow watching the youtube clip... * o-O In other news, I'm back and I watched the Heroes pilot a second time on my way back XD *SHOT*
HELLO, SEKI! *BEAMS* WELCOME HOME! ;) I'm so sorry I wasn't able to get back to you sooner: completely crushed by work for today, and I only belatedly realised you'd be HOME YESTERDAY before falling asleep last night! *BEAMS* WELCOME HOME! I'm so glad you're back in this country at last! :D Man, it felt like you were gone so LONG. *misses!*

XDDD!!!! The youtube clip got removed, but hee! There are Other Sources, and I could show you sometime, but seriously, the ending, BROKE MY BRAIN, so you don't need to see it. AND I AM SO GLAD YOU WATCHED THE HEROES PILOT AGAIN, I cannot WAIT to get you the rest of the episodes. ♥
4th-Jun-2007 05:22 pm (UTC)
ugh. And I hope you get well soon >__
5th-Jun-2007 03:44 pm (UTC)
I hope I get well soon too! *snuuug* Thank you so much for the well-wishes!

And welcome home once again! *snuuuuuuug* *BEAMS*
4th-Jun-2007 05:32 pm (UTC)
Take care, you! *hugs*

...*sneakily casts a cruicio at Work*
5th-Jun-2007 03:46 pm (UTC)
omg. WORK. It should seriously be crucio'd on a regular basis. THANK YOU SO MUCH. *snug*

But work is a vengeful creature and crucios me right back.

*hugs tight!* I will! ♥ SNAPE ICONS MAKE MY HEART LIGHT UP. And I love the one you're using. ♥ WE BELIEVE!
4th-Jun-2007 07:39 pm (UTC)
That clip had me in stitches, just so you know. ;)

Have you seen the SNL short with Glenn Fry (Will Ferrell) sexually abusing a male groupie (Ben Stiller)? I would link you, but the clip was apparently so offensive it was removed from youtube.

Also, would just like to add that Michael C. Hall in Six Feet Under is pretty much exactly like Dexter sans the crazy but plus the gay. You'd think this would be a winning combination of sorts but I kind of don't like the character nearly as much. Maybe it's because I don't like the show nearly as much. It seems to revolves around the gratuitous sexual lives of all the family members and I'm left thinking but WHY SHOULD I CARE? That said, watching Hall prep for a masturbation session in front of gay military porn makes me giggle because his character is so uptight about everything, even release. His makeout scenes in SFU aren't terribly hard on the eyes, either, although I do so prefer seeing him lop off a few body parts.
5th-Jun-2007 03:51 pm (UTC)
*SNUG* Glad you liked it! *beams* Apparently Viacom is going around and ripping the clip off anywhere it gets uploaded, but you know the Internet - there are uploads running around already. *grin* Sounds like what happened with regard to the groupie abuse.

!!! I have never heard of that skit before, but thank you for telling me about it! It sounds absolutely fascinating, and I must remember to try to look for it! ♥

!!! You're following Michael C Hall shows now? *beams* But I can get what you mean by it not being a winning combination: I can't help but think Dexter sans the crazy is a little bit like Dexter sans half the fun. Heh, when you described it as the gratuitious sexual lives of the family, I could get why you weren't so into it.

ALSO HOWLS ABOUT THE MILITARY PORN! xDDDDD Thank you for the heads-up on that, I think I found the series conceptually fascinating, but never did get around to watching it. ;)

AND OH YEAH for watching him make others lose a couple of body parts. ♥
5th-Jun-2007 03:07 am (UTC)

Luckily I was able to get a copy of the video anyway HEE~ Sasha's face was absolutely priceless~

Highly doubt it'd make it onscreen in this country
Mine too (but they showed Brokeback Mountain and I never saw it o__O). Although I'm sure Chinese pirated DVDs would definitely have it XD

And do take care of yourself hun~ Get plenty of rest when you can *snugs you* :3
5th-Jun-2007 03:36 am (UTC)
I'm sorry to hear about you being sick! D:
Especially on your first weekend...it would have been nice to spend it by blowing it on time with friends, I bet. :/
I know it was an important day at work and all...but I'm glad you managed to pull through it despite being ill. I wish you would have rested, but I understand how important those days can be. :x

And it's funny that I get to read this entry now (due to LJ being horribly stupid earlier) because I JUST saw that scene on the news!! I was laughing so hard, I thought it was cute! :3
Ferrell really is a funny guy, I love all the movies he has done! But I'm a sucker for things like that...or maybe I'm just too easily amused. XD

Oh! I get to see PoTC3 this friday!! :3~
5th-Jun-2007 04:22 am (UTC)
ahhhh omg must see the movie badly now lmao. xDDD
my sibling pretty much reacted the same way. *laughs*
5th-Jun-2007 09:19 am (UTC)
Evil censorship! Nothing stops the net at least :D
5th-Jun-2007 01:56 pm (UTC) - Just randomly?
You know... I've been staring at your icon for the past five minutes to see how many other alternatives to staring at the computer... All in the hope of seeing just how long it can keep it up... :D
5th-Jun-2007 01:50 pm (UTC)

2. OMG, my stomach hurts. From all the laughing from the video clips you've linked here! :D :D :D~~~

5th-Jun-2007 03:55 pm (UTC)
1. WOMAN I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR YOU! *snug!* MUST you go into work like House? I can completely relate, but I also wish the BOTH of us could stay home and recover. *snugs!*


5th-Jun-2007 02:17 pm (UTC)
Oh man am so disappointed that i didn't manage to catch that..

Are you feeling better now ?? *HUGS**Feeds u get well food*
5th-Jun-2007 03:58 pm (UTC)
*snug!* Don't worry, there will be repeats and/or the Internet for SHARING! I hope you do get to see it sometime, if not, I hope I'll be able to show it to you when you're back!

Not all-the-way better, and had a lot of work at work today, but I hope to be well soon! Get well food is great always!

Also!! ♥ I got your card! Thank you so much, it was really beautiful and I loved it! *beams* I wish I could put it up on my wall at work!
5th-Jun-2007 03:04 pm (UTC) - Chazz says, Jimmy! Baby! That isn't what it looks like! He's just a friend!
And I swore that I didn't mean to break your heart! Not that time. Or that time.

... Nor that time either. Baby, you gotta believe me!

OMG I am so XD. Witness me watching half-fascinated and half-horrified and half-wishing that Cohen was Heder XDD Wait. That makes one and a half, right? XDDD And it only hit me fully half an hour after watching it, so I was literally LOL on the bus on my way home XDDD

Oh noes! Get well soon! Chazz needs his/her Jimmy! *huggles*

Also, skating! I'm booked up for June weekends... how does the first weekend of July sound to you?
(indicates icon)

A friend? So, do you often engage in on air lovers' quarrels with your so-called friends, make out with them on stage for the whole world to see, or would that just be the guy who played ALI G?

[omg but seriously, I love you too much for what you wrote to stay in character. DIES!!! ♥ HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU? You just made my entire DAY.]

omg I spent the first dialogue section with the Jon Heder reference completely HAPPY and FASCINATED, but when the kiss approached the fascination turned to HORROR and I think I was watching it THROUGH THE GAPS IN MY FINGERS. I. COMPLETELY. WISHED. THAT. COHEN. WAS. HEDER. TOO. Except that if Cohen had been Heder I hope Ferrell wouldn't have seemed quite so reluctant. XDDDD And it could completely have been Ferrell pushing for the kiss in character, insisting "DON'T BE COY, MACELROY." ♥

*hugs tight!* I HOPE TO GET WELL SOON TOO! and commence REAL practicing so I don't TOTALLY SUCK ON ICE. XDDDDD

SKATING OMG OMG OMG. ♥ While I COMPLETELY wish we could make it a weekend in June, July seems to be better! But eek - on the 7th and 14th of July, Saturdays, are the cosplay events, so I don't think I'll be able to make the first two weekends of July - and you'll be wanting to be at Cosfest and the shows too, right? Does that mean the 21st of the July is the first we'll be able to attempt skating together? ♥ (Maybe in that time I can bribe Fuji Palace to play a, COUGH, special soundtrack when we turn up! Or maybe in that time I CAN ACTUALLY LEARN HOW TO SKATE?)
7th-Jun-2007 12:58 am (UTC)
Uhm.. Hello~ I don't know if this is the right place to leave such a comment like this, but I'll give a shot anyway. I've been searching ToA Manga scans, and a lot of people recomended me to contact you for that. I'd like to make a Guy Moodtheme with the manga illustrations, can I use your scans for it? I'll give you credit, of course ^_^ thanks in advice!
7th-Jun-2007 01:54 pm (UTC) - Hey there! And sure!
Hello there! *smiles* Feel free, leave a comment anywhere, really! *smiles* And absolutely, go right ahead and make the moodtheme! ;) I'm glad the scans helped! *smiles* You're most welcome, and thank you for asking! *smiles*
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