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I'm not a sadist, I just enjoy watching pretty boys bitch-slapped. 
2nd-Nov-2007 09:31 pm
Reborn - Yamamoto CHIBITA
Someone on the house_chase community is uploading H/C (hurt/comfort... no, of course it's House/Chase, what d'you think the community's for?) moments, and I saw the priceless moment in Season 1, Episode 15: Mob Rules where Chase gets bitch-slapped by the lawyer brother of a gay gangster patient. WAY to hit all the "Make aefallen Pay Attention" buttons all at once and in such a way as to give me whiplash from racing to see it happen.

I like to call it Chase's Wolfram Moment.



in which slapping makes the world go 'round

Why Life is Such a Bitch to Chase
(no, not because Chase is a bitch)

1. It's tough enough being a doctor without being bitchslapped by your patient's relatives.


DIRECT POST-SLAP FACE


MORE POST-SLAP FACE


2. And having to tend to the guy who's the reason for your being slapped in the first place.


3. YOUR BOSS DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU:


In this scene, he says, "YOU CAN TRUST ME."
House obviously disagrees.


The TRUST ME! Wombat dance.
(when I was young, the words "Trust me" were my favourite words to hear in cartoon series. :D)


4. Your boss wants to fire someone and at the moment it looks like it's gonna be YOU.
(Also, that is the girliest post ever, Chase)





The Difference Between Reality and That Other Sparkly Pretty Thing

The Pretty Thing:




Reality.




After seeing the word "Hoyay" (means "homoeroticism, yay!") around way too many sites and not at all understanding what it means, I finally found this site, which made me laugh hysterically (clearly I am easily amused) when I read, "In another episode, House declares "I love you!" when Wilson gives him more Vicodin, causing squee in millions of ho yay fans." Causing squee? Causing squee? Oh guys you crack me up! Their six-line Heroes summary had me laughing even harder.

But the one that had me laughing the hardest (probably due to the cumulative effect of all the other lines) was, "Brothers Sam and Dean Winchester of Supernatural are breathlessly subtextualized by Television Without Pity recappers, and copious notes are taken on all possible examples of "Bro Yay.""

This post has been brought to you by a very long day! ♥

I have discovered that if I really like a series, I tend to make a With Stupid icon out of it. This is probably because when I was young and impressionable, lacewood showed me a Hector -> Paris "I'm With Stupid" icon. And THAT WAS IT:







and sometimes, YOU SAY IT BEST WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL, or,
WHEN A LOOK SAYS IT ALL:



Hugh Laurie in Blackadder - as the Prince Regent, in Blackadder. I watched Blackadder long before House was a twinkle in Master Laurie's eye, and the Prince Regent always made me want to A) laugh hysterically, B) strangle him, C) wonder long and hard about how anyone could be that stupid, even on television. I really don't associate this character with House at all, but with Hugh Laurie.

And oh, was the Prince Regent fabulously gay, in every sense of the word.

Prince Regent (to Blackadder): "What can I do with a woman that I cannot do with you?"
Blackadder: "I cannot conceive."
Comments 
2nd-Nov-2007 01:55 pm (UTC)
I missed your layout! *sparkles!* In celebration of its return:



HELLO KITTY FIGURE SKATING STAR DANGLE. Or something. xD

I'm blissfully ignoring all your House/Chase or anything House-related today because I watched Euphoria, Part 1 yesterday and it broke my brain. I wanted Foreman to die. I wanted Chase to do it. HANG HIM WITH THAT TIE CHASE. GO ON. T.T

Sorry to hear you've had a long day! =/ *pats!* GO TO BED!
2nd-Nov-2007 02:42 pm (UTC) - BRAINHURTS
NO HELLO KITTY!*CRIES* I already saw one in the Build-A-Bear workshop today!

XD! I missed my layout, too. The other one was a little hard on the eyes (or maybe I was staring too long!). This one is much easier!

Good ♥ I just stuffed a bunch of House and Chase caps into the entry. :D

*LAUGHING SO HARD* I actually can't sit through the rest of the episode minus the Chase bits because it makes me go so D:. I AM ONLY IN IT FOR THE PRETTY AND THE SLASH. The infuriating moments are to be KICKED.

Seriously! House is good for giving you high blood pressure. Both the series and the person!
2nd-Nov-2007 03:02 pm (UTC) - so does mine. T.T
xDD I keep thinking your Build-A-Bear Workshop should be selling the tan Hello Kitty, but unfortunately it's exclusive to Hawaii. *sob!*

... I came across this picture when Googling for it, though:



WTF.

I think the Abyss layout takes a little getting used to? xD I didn't like it very much at first (sorry!) but it grew on me after a few days. *g!*

I SAW. I LOVE THEM. Oh, poor Chase... Why is he called wombat, though? O.o

... WAIT. Are you saying ALL THE EPISODES are infuriating? xD I thought the God vs. House one was pretty enjoyable, it's just the Euphoria episode that traumatized me. AND IT WILL BE CONTINUED ARGH. ;)

I totally agree with that last bit. *laughs!* OH OH! CAN I STEAL THE HOUSE IS WITH STUPID ICON? I liiiike.
2nd-Nov-2007 03:13 pm (UTC)
Haha, that was one of my favorite episodes XD cause I'm all about the mafia "in the family" love, if you know what I mean. Chase getting smacked was a bonus. And then there was the House/Wilson romantic Corvette ride of doom...ah, I miss S1 and actually fangirling this series before fandom wank killed it...
2nd-Nov-2007 03:19 pm (UTC)
Chase's kicked!wombat face makes me feel all WARM AND HAPPY inside (he's so pretty when he's emo!). I probably have an inner sadist.

XDDD!! I can see why this was one of your favourite episodes! ♥ Chase getting smacked is a highlight for me, because while I am a Wombat fan I also suspect I am a Chase!torture!fan, too. ♥ ONE DAY I will see that episode where House PUNCHES Chase to the floor. (I like pretty things getting smacked around, but only if there is no blood... well, at least, not that much blood)

XD ROMANTIC CORVETTE RIDE INDEED. I know I make loads of fuss about House and Chase, but really, it is House and Wilson who are the married couple. Chase is just the occasional mistress, and House always kicks HIM out of bed, or leaves before Chase wakes up. :D

You were really good at this series! More intellectual discussion (and good fic) than I'm ever capable of! *grin* But fandom wank killing a series is always darned sad. I always thought that House was a series very likely to attract the fandom wankers, precisely because of House himself - a fandom who enjoys watching someone that EVIL and MEAN and NASTY TO OTHER PEOPLE on a weekly basis probably has seeds of wank just waiting to blossom into drama inside it somewhere! ;)

In the early days I used to lurk around the House MD community and get scared off by the reactions to the episodes. (baby wombat lacked spine, needs to grow one!)
2nd-Nov-2007 03:24 pm (UTC)
OMG OURAN! IL Mommy & Daddy! ...Damn, I just realised that in both of the fandoms we share I'm stupid. T__T (XD)
2nd-Nov-2007 03:37 pm (UTC)
You are such a dearheart. Sweetie, *I* know it is impossible for you to be stupid because I have READ THE THINGS YOU READ.

XDDDDD!!! Funnily enough I think Jimmy's more of an airhead than Chazz - especially since Chazz HAS street-smarts, they just don't need to appear whenever Jimmy's around.

XD For what it's worth, I think Tamaki is the real KAASAN and Kyouya the real TOU-SAN. Kyouya is distant and outwardly reserved the way a traditional Japanese father is, and Tamaki-KAASAN is warm and loving and worries obsessively about Haruhi, just like a good Kaasan does!
2nd-Nov-2007 04:11 pm (UTC)
Wait, what? I'm pretty sure I never showed you a "I'm with Stupid" Hector/Paris icon, because I was never even in Troy fandom? XD Though I distinctly remember seeing you WITH this icon. XDXDXD

Also, your slapping fetish suddenly made me realise that for all the prissy pink princess things Jimmy did, he never actually SLAPPED anyone. HE'LL FIGHT LIKE A MAN even if he sucks at it XD
2nd-Nov-2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
Yes, you did! ... or wait, at least I think you did! WILL THE REAL PERSON WHO SHOWED ME THIS ICON PLEASE STAND UP. :)) Okay okay, the only other two people it could have been would be anyasy or nescienx.

But it was a million years ago, in my first year in the UK - in early 2004. Maybe it... WAS you? :D

XD! I don't think I used that icon! I just admired it from where I stored it in my folder! It was of Hector and Paris in their TROJAN ARMOR, and an arrow pointing at Paris saying "I'M WITH STUPID". ;)

I have a disturbing slapping fetish. Peter and Harry from Spider-man, Yuuri and Wolfram from KKM, Chase and violent!lawyer from House... XD

JIMMY IS TOTALLY A MANLY MAN (if one with an obsession with cleanliness and sparkly things) in a fifteen-year-old girl's body! His MIND is a guy's - his artistic and sartorial preferences... not always so. ;)

XD! THE IDEA OF JIMMY BITCHSLAPPING CHAZZ IS MAKING ME LAUGH. ;) Chazz wouldn't bitchslap Jimmy, at least not in my head. He thinks it would be too much like hitting a woman, and THE CHAZZ STOOPS LOW WHEN HE HAS TO BUT NOT THAT LOW. ;)
2nd-Nov-2007 04:50 pm (UTC)
No, in fact the Chazz stoops LOWER. XDDDDD (Yes, this sentence alone rated five Ds)
2nd-Nov-2007 04:31 pm (UTC)
[kicks]
2nd-Nov-2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
BUT I STILL LOVE YOU T____T

I know, I know! ;) I AM OVER THERE! ♥
2nd-Nov-2007 04:43 pm (UTC)
YOU HAD BETTER BE
3rd-Nov-2007 11:54 am (UTC) - Peter says, "OMG."
Chase! ♥

I love your "I'm with Stupid" icons.
3rd-Nov-2007 08:03 pm (UTC) - OH I LOVE THAT ICON OF YOURS
OMG ♥ I LOVE PETER IN THAT PICTURE. I LOVE PETER, FULL-STOP. ♥ ♥ ♥

CHASE INDEED! omg I just went and played my brother Chase dialogue because I was, "Tell me if that is an Australian accent, cause it SURE don't sound like one to me." XDDDD!!!

Thank you so much! ♥ I'm so glad you liked them! :) I made them to AMUSE, and I am glad they are amusing other people! :D
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