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Beyond These Walls, or, What Happened on Saturday Night 
15th-Nov-2003 10:18 pm
Reborn - Yamamoto CHIBITA
Serry Next Door is getting a degree in Being Evil to Me.

And he is graduating with honours.



All I did was put my tray back in the tray rack when Serry Next Door was standing there. That was all I did. I should have gone with my feeling that I ought to wait until Serry Next Door moved away. But no, I didn't, and so I paid for it.

Saw Aikido Boy sitting next to Serry Next Door. Was ^___!!!!____^, because I hadn't seen him for a while. Aikido Boy comes from where I come from, and he's six years older than I am.

"You two know each other!" said Serry Next Door, surprised.

"Yes, we do," I said. "You two know each other!"

"He's your boyfriend!" yelled Serry Next Door, instantly.

"He's not!" I spluttered.

"Kiss him, then!" shouted Serry Next Door.

In the cafeteria.

I attempted to strangle Serry Next Door, but I failed. *sob*

WHY do I feel like I just walked into Ratal High?

I should stop writing. If everything I put into words turns real like this, it is going to be -

Waiiiit. But then I can write L/S, yes?





Me: "Are you going out tonight?"

Him: "No, just going out for a drink."

*looks at me*

Him: "Are you going out tonight, or lying on the floor and laughing
with your friends?"

Me: "I do NOT!!!"

Him: *rolls eyes* "Yeah, sure... When you're drunk, you forget everything that you did, or that's happened to you. So you forgot."

Me: "Have you been drunk before?"

Him: "Yes. And I've forgotten everything."

(Yeah, up to and including Lev's name. No wonder you didn't recognize it.)

Me: "I've never been drunk."

Him: "You've only forgotten it..."

YES! HE WILL BE OUT TONIGHT!

BLESSED SILENCE!

Serry Next Door, it's not that you're especially loud at night, or, well... I've been an evil next-door hallmate, too - what with talking on the phone so much, so that the poor girl downstairs can hear me, but you playing R&B songs that loud really does shatter the whole Elf of Ratal image.

And. The saxophone last night. That was you. That was you.



After the Serry debacle:



Was in Computer Whiz's room when discovered that he had had a roommmate just like Serry Next Door when he was in his first year, just as I do. Apparently there is something about French students who live next door to people who like anime. They all will like hip-hop and R&B, just as Serry Next Door does, and just like Rodney who lived Next Door to Computer Whiz did. Although Computer Whiz was a lot more proactive than I did. He would blast music when Rodney began acting up, and he played me some of the music. One of the songs was the squeakiest anime song I have ever heard, worse even than That Ranma Baka song which ranchelle subjected Ratal to. So pop that the soap bubbles were audible. Then Bloom and Aikido Guy came into the room. And. And. Computer Whiz's parents called. So Aikido Guy obliged by shrieking at the top of his voice, and whimpering, "Don't hurt meeeeeeee..." as loud as he could.

"What's that?" asked Computer Whiz's mom.

"Nothing!" yelled CW, glaring at Aikido Boy. Giggling, Bloom, AB and I left for AB's room, from which Aikido Boy performed a truly astounding repeat of "Don't Hurt Me!" and a new Cry for Help, which was, "No! Not the whip! Not the whip!" After which, CW came dashing into the room, and swore, "Revenge will be swift. I promise."

Bloom promised to help Computer Whiz steal Aikido Boy's Turkish Sword so that the Whiz could do to Aikido Boy what Johnny Depp is supposedly doing to Orlando Bloom in the Extended Edition of Pirates of the Caribbean. Why does everyone need so much discipline?





Nemo Stealer's friend asked to borrow my Nemo. Did so.

Was asked out to pub tonight. Said no, as Bloom, Aikido Guy and Computer Whiz were going to catch up the Extended Edition of LOTR, but Lucien evilly put me onto the phone with Alexandria, whose powers of persuasion are completely outstanding.

Me: "I'll go the next time!"

Alexandria: "You're snubbing us! We're not good enough for you! Swear on my life that you're going out the next time! If you don't, I'll have to commit suicide!"

And they weren't drunk yet.

Went to pub. Alexandria informed me on the way there that I should try lying on the floor outside the pub. "Have you done it before?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "We were drunk."

"Did anyone ask you to get off the floor?" I asked.

"Yes," she said. "The fellow in the car who almost ran us over."

Discovered Lucien danced with Literature Boy when Avril Lavigne's "Sk8ter Boi" was playing at a club. Saw Literature Boy turn around, look at Lucien, and say, "That's a whole different game" when Lucien thwacked him on the - shall we leave that out - with a rolled up Student Newspaper whose inset, I later discovered, featured Orlando Bloom.

Lucien bought me a pint. I must have drunk some 5% of it. Am not cut out to be hobbit. But I should not have drunk it in mouthfuls. Feel slightly odd. Lucien said that the male model on the last page of the Orlando Bloom feature was good-looking, which resulted in Literature Boy taking Lucien's cigarette lighter and attempting to burn out said model's eyes. "You're jealous," said Lucien, after which he informed Alexandria and I, "Because he's in love with me."

Later ran into Intro to Law tutorial mate while in pub.

Came back and went to get Nemo back. "She can't live without this fish," said Nemo Stealer. "You know like fish and water? It's her and Nemo." Then, to be evil, he went, "This is Ickle [my real name]. (there's another person with my name on this floor) She's Our Goddess, and [a girl in the room] is a Our Slag."

Unfortunate Friend of Nemo Stealer, "I am a slag."
Me: "No, you're not! He just says these things!"
Unfortunate Friend: "Yes, I am."



Excuse my boring all of you.

3.02am: Just got back from Bloom's room. Watched the Extended Edition of Fellowship of the Ring for the 29th time.



Watched it with Aikido Boy, Computer Whiz and Bloom. Aikido Boy decided he wanted to be Aragorn, and Computer Whiz decided he wanted to be Legolas. Bloom was watching the Boromir death scene, where he says, "My brother, my captain, my king..." And she said, "My idol... My ideal husband!"

Computer Whiz looked at her. "He didn't actually say that."

Bloom: "But he could have!"

*she considers it*

"But that Legolas. He looks like he bats for the other team."

*The Darker Side of Me Is Celebrating*

After which, we straightened Computer Whiz's hair. He has this curling blond hair, and Bloom's straightened it before, with this hair-straightening device I've only ever seen in London. But I've not seen it yet, and tonight this morning, I got to. It was at about 2.30am, we managed to persuade Computer Whiz to get his hair straightened. Again.

"So you can look just like Legolas!" I said. XDDDDDD

Our Legolas said he didn't want to wake up next to our Aragorn.

Most Interesting Question of the night/morning: "You mean Darth Vader's got children?!?!"

Comments 
15th-Nov-2003 04:06 pm (UTC)
How on earth do you exactly remember all those conversation. O_O

I'm feeling envious now. Maybe I should have gone to Liverpool to study.

=) Your entries are like... watching some comedy series.
15th-Nov-2003 07:36 pm (UTC)
In Serry's case, I'm sure the intense embarrassment coursing through me as we stood before all those people in the hall etched the memory quite clearly in my mind. ; )

How I remember them? ; ) They're so FUN! How could I not?

*hugs* I envy you! ^_^

*laughter* I almost wish I was making all this up, but I'm not ; ) I could never think up anything like this!
15th-Nov-2003 07:53 pm (UTC)
I don't see why you'd want to envy me. O_O Your life sounds FUN! ^___^
15th-Nov-2003 08:59 pm (UTC)
Yours sounds fun too! I've not met any slashers here!

Wish you could come join me in the hall, though. Everyone seems deliciously insane.
16th-Nov-2003 03:54 pm (UTC)
Doesn't the boy who see slash counts?
16th-Nov-2003 04:03 pm (UTC)
He only inadvertently sees it, because whenever he comes into my room I will inevitably:

1. Have written slash open on the table

2. Have slashy comments and/or actual slash fics open on the Internet windows when he wants to use the computer.

Unfortunately.
15th-Nov-2003 05:04 pm (UTC)
And all this was just Saturday night!
15th-Nov-2003 07:37 pm (UTC)
And Sunday morning! ; )

And here I was thinking, "I'm going to study tonight."

Best Laid Plans and all that... ; )
16th-Nov-2003 05:24 am (UTC)
best laid plans? why, how sweet, I didn't know Dae went all the way to London with plans to get laid the best way. Still on honeymoon, are you? *smirk*
16th-Nov-2003 07:32 am (UTC)
Such an evil professor you are, Faol. *LOL*

But I accidentally read 'get laid the best way' as 'get laid on the way'... XD
16th-Nov-2003 04:05 pm (UTC)
If you MUST know, Serry Next Door is acting disturbingly like Dae at the moment.

At times I must restrain my wild fantasies about breaking into Serry Next Door's room and replacing all his rap and hip-hop CDs with Britney Spears ones. Or vengefully writing deeply fluffy L/S fics. Or playing LOTR music extremely loud.

And you are hardly in a position to remark on me, Faol, what with your nightly goings-on with Amarus. Your conduct really does give "You were an animal last night" a completely different meaning.
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15th-Nov-2003 07:38 pm (UTC)
You can most definitely borrow Nemo! ^_^ Cuddle him well! ^_^ He needs love like everything else!

You can borrow my hallmates, too, when they're making all that noise ^_^

The scary thing is I don't really know them all that well! *amusement*
15th-Nov-2003 07:32 pm (UTC)
So Aikido Boy is Dae? *grins* Does that make Comp Whiz Elear? cos I'm seeing CW/AB here... what with all the BDSM and disciplining.


quote (your cut tag): Instant Legolas, just add heat

That is so wrong.
15th-Nov-2003 07:40 pm (UTC)
"Instant Legolas, Just Straighten"'d be much more wrong. ; )

Serry Next Door is beginning to feel disturbingly like Dae to me. In his ascending levels of evilness.

Though I do see him emerging from his room sleepy and think: Tousled! Serry fic!

But CW doesn't want to wake up with AB!
15th-Nov-2003 10:08 pm (UTC)
No, that would just be wrong because Legolas isn't straight to begin with.

Eh well, Elear doesn't want to get slashed with Dae either
16th-Nov-2003 07:34 am (UTC)
Ah, but does AB want to wake up with CW...? *grin*
16th-Nov-2003 04:06 pm (UTC)
Does my wanting to slash Elear with Dae count?

Legolas is certainly nowhere near straight to begin with.
16th-Nov-2003 01:45 am (UTC)
O__o you have such weird friends.

And...

KILL SERRY NEXT DOOR!
16th-Nov-2003 04:07 pm (UTC)
Strangely, I hardly know them. I just happen to live on the same corridor with most of them.

KILL SERRY NEXT DOOR!
A most excellent suggestion. Unfortunately I would be hard-pressed to find a location where I could hide the body.
16th-Nov-2003 05:00 pm (UTC)
Heheh, okay...

The grinder!
16th-Nov-2003 02:07 am (UTC)
For Your Amusement!
from me and Dreamweaver...
copied from somewhere

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grap

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
16th-Nov-2003 04:08 pm (UTC)
Strangely enough, I was extremely amused by this. ^_^
16th-Nov-2003 05:00 pm (UTC)
I knew it. ; /
16th-Nov-2003 02:24 am (UTC)
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - 'taint yours and 'taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

It takes many nails to build a crib but 1 screw to fill it.
16th-Nov-2003 04:22 pm (UTC)
*laughter* Thank you. That honestly was good. ^_^

Although, anyasy, I am very surprised by you.
16th-Nov-2003 05:01 pm (UTC)
Someone sent it to Dreamweaver who sent it to me. ; p
16th-Nov-2003 07:27 am (UTC)
I suggest rebutting them -

"He's your boyfriend!" yelled Serry Next Door, instantly.

No, he's yours!

"Kiss him, then!" shouted Serry Next Door.

"You kiss him! You know him better than I do, don't deny it!"
That would have been eye candy, wouldn't it? *niko niko*

Poor poor CW and his phonecall. It must have been tormenting!

What's a 'slag'?

The LOTR viewing sounded fun! Bloom did make a very lovely comment that I'm sure we agree that it's what they censored from Boromir's speech! Bloom is a hallmate of yours? She's pro-yaoi! XD
To CW aka Legolas - Aww...why not?

And an interesting thing - On Thursday when I went to cineleisure, cardboard cutout Aragorn and Legolas were side by side overlapping a little XD My friend and me just stood there and laughed and people nearby just wondered why. My friend contemplated on kidnapping them home so that she could declare 'Mom! I've brought two guys home to stay!'
16th-Nov-2003 04:25 pm (UTC)
THIS is what would have happened in an anime-style world:

"Kiss him, then!" shouted Serry Next Door.

"No, Serry! I'd rather kiss you!"

*general face-faults*

*DIES*

*Everyone bursts into laughter*

A slag is essentially a slut. *winces*

Have discovered that everyone here has latent pro-yaoi tendencies that can be... nudged along... *sly look*

I know the shop you're talking about! XDDDDD

And yes! Tell your friend to kidnap them!

There was a Saruman cutout there, too. She should kidnap him as well, so he won't feel too left-out.
16th-Nov-2003 05:25 pm (UTC)
LOL!

It'd be lovely if we can nudge your pretty hallmates one more step down the yaoi plank...*evil fufufufu*

Well, I think Saruman miiiiight prefer to stay put, what with all the poses we might make the Aragorn and Legolas cutouts do. I believe Saruman might feel even more alone WITH them around. XD
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