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12th-Mar-2005 04:32 am
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majokai, if you do that again, I am calling you from London AGAIN.


That aside, I hope the cosplay tomorrow turns out fine. And you looked absolutely gorgeous in the "Book Crossed" video you shot for sarahcoldheart, with ranchelle. sarahcoldheart did a fantastic work. The only problem is, there were only 25 seconds of the video, and to quote Maroon 5, somehow I want more.

Also, ranchelle, this really is your fault, because didn't I tell you this would happen when you called and you said I was getting so high that I should go to sleep? Well, I couldn't. Hamsters!

I <3 giaan, because, in the midst of Constantine, I told her about the way Constantine sold his soul to three demonic entities, and she asked, "Who has title to his soul?" Which sparked off absolutely hysterical laughter in the way that only happens to singularly geeky lawyers. Sam has said she and I have a language all our own, because we can carry out an entire exchange using only the word, "What" in varying tones of voice. And also because, after watching the film, she turned to him and said, "If I see new fanfiction tonight, I will blame you."



Chi,

Where would I be without you?

You, with your priceless expressions, with the way you think olives taste vulgar, with the way you think the way no one else thinks. You, with the way you can keep my secrets, with the way you can make me feel better when all I want to do is crawl into a a dark place and hide. You, because we can want to set fire to his hair together, with the way we have our own language. "But I'm not an iguana." "The question is, who has title to his soul?" All you have to say is "Dinosaurs jumping around" and I'm laughing hysterically for the rest of the night, the way all I have to do is think of what you say and I burst out laughing, even if it's in the middle of the night. You and your strawberries, that Eeyore Expression (my God, I love the Eeyore Expression), and because you made me listen and love "London Underground" and That Gay/Straight Song. (Yes, he is completely bisexual. No two ways about it)

Thank you for being there. I don't forget people like you easily. And, oh God, I hate what I am doing, but I have always been so bad at hiding the way I feel, and, whatever I do, whatever I feel, whenever I don't want to talk about what's bothering me, nothing of what I've written above changes. Nothing. I'm so sorry for being so messed-up sometimes, but underneath everything that completely makes me completely Wednesbury, I heart you very much, and that is not going to change. (This sounds so Rebecca, but, I don't have any other way to put it?) Please remember that, however it is I am acting at the moment? It is completely my problem, but I will deal? It will be all right? I will be? *hugs*

risax,

Thank you. You've saved my sanity so many times, and been there for me when I needed you. *hugs you tight* You know how long I take to trust people enough to tell them about my problems, and I thank you for always, somehow, knowing when something's wrong when it comes to me, even when I'm not conscious of it myself, because you can somehow tell from the way I look that something's up. Thank you for never making me feel bad about the things that eat me up inside, no matter how silly I think they are. You know - it's the people who are the closest to me who know just how screwed-up I really am. Or, can be, sometimes. *wry smile* Dubious honour, eh? *hugs you* I treasure the way I can be all of myself when I'm with you. Thank you for putting up with me through all this. *hugs you again*

You're still going to throw candy at Chas when we get to see him, though, aren't you? I WILL EAT ALL THE CANDY BEFORE YOU DO.

Do you remember that question that passed around LJ, asking, "What would you do if you woke up and I was in bed with you?" Seeing as how I never like doing things the way I should, I'll ask, and answer it, this way.



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</center>I was out of the house from 9.30am to 12.30am (yes, that makes it 15 hours) today, and I spent all of them in movieverse Constantine's outfit, minus the tie. This was not by my own choice and is a reason to be slightly insane. At least I got chocolate out of it. And learnt that feminist geography exists. And

Learnt that there was a delightfully famous case in Britain about Stanley Sturgeon. No, I do not name these fish. A fisherman caught a sturgeon in Britain. The sturgeon is an endangered fish, but it is not an offense to catch them. It is only an offense to sell them. Therefore, when a fisherman catches a sturgeon in Britain, he must offer it to the Queen. This was not done. The sturgeon wound up in a wild-fish chase between the policemen, the man to whom it had been sold, and somewhere in between was the Daily Mail, a publication best described as "spurious" in this country. Suffice to say it came to a thrilling climax in which the sturgeon was in a house, with the police at the front door and the Daily Mail at the back. The sturgeon got away.

Then, several days later, the National History Museum gets a call. "Don't ask me who I am," says the mysterious caller, "But I have a fifteen-stone sturgeon in the back of the van. I would like to donate it to the museum." Sensing a fair measure of publicity is to be gained by this event, the museum consents.

However, the museum is subsequently served a letter from a lawyer claiming to represent the fisherman who caught the sturgeon. The letter accuses the museum of the tort of conversion, which is the civil wrong of treating another's goods as their own.

However, the lawyers at the place I was at served a letter in reply, stating that in order for the mysterious caller to be in possession of the sturgeon, the fisherman must have sold the sturgeon to him. Which, of course, was an offense. And since a plaintiff cannot rely on his own wrong as a cause of action, Stanley the Sturgeon now belongs with the National History Museum.

</center>*is disowned by anyasy for this* I was telling risax how much Hellblazer's Chas Chandler reminds me of Mr. H, and you see, he's British, grouchy, grumpy, complains a lot - *is stoned*

You know, Mr. L and Mr. C put together are a lot like John? But remember how I said Mr. C would make a great Gandalf?

Oh God, Mr. H. Mr. H taught me Literature. Mr. H, on one occasion, when we were locked out of a classroom, hurled himself against the door in an attempt to broke it, then backed off, horrified, because he said, "I heard something cracking." We made off right away. Mr. H was in a habit of wandering around and leaving things and forgetting where he'd left them, such that he once wandered by the stone table and asked, "Did anyone see a piece of papaya around here? I left a half-eaten papaya around here..." He was in the habit of senselessly crushing our prawn crackers. (And being very well drawn by anyasy!) Once, Mr. H wandered into our classroom during a Chaucer lecture happily consuming fruit and was accused of being a frutestere ("fruit seller" - in Chaucer parlance, this meant "prostitute") by Mr. L (Hey, you know, his name can be J. Lo, REALLY, his name is John!).

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A friend from Oxford called up and she's coming to stay with me from today all the way until next Tuesday! So if I'm kinda not-online, that's why! AND AND AND YEN. *clings to yukihyou* *BEAMS*
Comments 
12th-Mar-2005 05:29 am (UTC)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK~~!! <3 pretty daughter love! ^__________^

*grins at stanley the sturgeon*

12th-Mar-2005 06:11 am (UTC)
*CLINGS TO MOM* *COLOURS* *HIDES* *CLINGS* *BEAMS*

STANLEY THE STURGEON TOTALLY CRACKS ME UP. The most INSANE things happen in Britain. In Britain, they made a leading news story of two pigs who escaped from a slaughterhouse. There was a nationwide man(that would be pig, really)-hunt for these pigs. And then their story was made into a BBC Movie. SLOW NEWS DAY? XD
12th-Mar-2005 06:14 am (UTC)
*SNUGGLES*

lol. must have been an uber slow day...

eek. you're having yen and a friend over with you! *envies* wants to see you and yen too~! have loads of fun, pet! <3
12th-Mar-2005 06:18 am (UTC)
*snuggles back happily* *grin*

British media very strange. I have never seen so many tabloid magazines, ever. *grin* And they somehow manage to find the most embarrassing photographs ever. Somehow! *wonders*

OMG SOBS AND MISSES - I WISH YOU WERE HERE? I THINK I'M GONNA DRAG YEN TO SEE CONSTANTINE? (I can hear her protesting already XD) IF SHE WANTS TO? XD I WILL! *GRIN* HAVE FUN! AND TRY TO BE GOOD! : D (Oh, my, I missed out one vowel in "Good" and it would have been... sacrilege/blasphemy/heresy. All three, maybe, knowing me. *grin*)
12th-Mar-2005 06:56 am (UTC)
^____^

oh do! drag away! *grins* yen is the best, snarkiest person ever to watch a movie with! particularly slashy ones! XDDDD *bounces*

a world where you are god... that would be gorgeous!! where do i sign up? ^____________^ i expect lots of slashy fanservicey goodness when you are god, my pet.
12th-Mar-2005 07:03 pm (UTC)
OMG SHE WILL COMPLETELY BE? XDDDDD And watching movies with snarky people is WAY COOL. You get so much more out of the movie than you otherwise would! *grin* AND LAUGH A WHOLE LOT? *GRIN*

OMG I REMEMBER WATCHING HARRY POTTER WITH YOU. I LOVE THAT WE SAW ALL THE WRONGNESS. AND SO MUCH WRONGNESS, TOO! *HUGS*

LOTS OF SLASHY FANSERVICE GOODNESS ALL FOR YOU, MOM. *HUGS AND BEAMS*
12th-Mar-2005 05:42 am (UTC)
I spent all of them in movieverse Constantine's outfit, minus the tie.

::squees:: Post a photo! Whee!

Stanley Sturgeon

::giggles madly:: I never knew law could be so funny.

::hearts you madly::
12th-Mar-2005 06:08 am (UTC)
::squees:: Post a photo! Whee!
omgKeanuisprettier! Photospam him instead? XD

I never knew law could be so funny.
*grin* I think finding the fun in it keeps me sane.

What is the difference between an accident and a calamity?
It's an accident when a bus full of lawyers plunges off the road into a river. It's a calamity if they can swim.


*HEARTS YOU AND BEAMS*
12th-Mar-2005 06:43 am (UTC)
Ohmigod, you are so much prettier than keanu!

A partner is discussing ethics policy with the staff accountant. He says "We take ethics very seriously around here. Remember, we are professionals not businessmen." The young staff accountant is impressed. The partner elaborates "Yesterday I received a check from a client. It paid $5,000 more than our bill. Immediately an ethical question arose, shall I tell it to other partners?"

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12th-Mar-2005 07:05 pm (UTC)
OMG SOBS YOU PRETTIER. *CLINGS*

*falls over laughing* OMG DIES. XD Not "Shall I give it back to the client?" But, "Shall I keep it all for myself?"

OMG MY FRIEND WHO IS OVER LIKES ORLANDO BLOOM TOO. *CLINGS TO YOU* I WISH YOU WERE HERE! WE COULD FANGIRL AND STALK HIM IN LONDON! *HUGS*
12th-Mar-2005 07:35 am (UTC)
Oh gods. I went to Hollywood today. I have so much to tell you! XD

HAHA. YOU! <3 XD
12th-Mar-2005 06:58 pm (UTC)
OMG SOBS MY FRIEND FROM OXFORD IS OVER CRIES AND MISSES. WE WERE ONLINE and she was showing me all the silly things that happen in my country - OMG SUGAR PRICES RISE, SO BREAD AND CAKE PRICES RISE. SLOW NEWS DAY MUCH? I feel so superficial for thinking about fandom all the time, J/K. XD

OMG SCREAMS. DID YOU TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS? CAUSE YOU SHOULD POST THEM. TOTALLY. AND AND AND. DID YOU FIND FIC IDEAS? XDDDDDDDD

<3 YOU AND CLINGS. *GRIN*
12th-Mar-2005 08:49 am (UTC)
Somehow I'm gonna find a way to stuff the whole short film online since I'm gonna estimate it'll be big...oh wait... I'll compress it! Yes!
12th-Mar-2005 06:59 pm (UTC)
I CAN'T WAIT! *HUGE GRIN*

CUE ME WATCHING YOUR MOVIE OBSESSIVELY.

OMG WHEN I GO HOME I GET TO MEET THE DIRECTOR AND THE ACTORS! *GLEE*
12th-Mar-2005 04:01 pm (UTC)
Yay photo post!
12th-Mar-2005 07:00 pm (UTC)
I *heart* this Gwen icon of yours. It's so sweet. *grin*

PHOTO POST YAY. : D I SHOULD HAVE BEEN POSTING MORE BUT I WAS SLEEEEPY. *WAVEHUGS*
13th-Mar-2005 02:38 am (UTC)
*hugs* + *worries*
you seem to be in a bad mood recently...
I seriously hope that everything will work out okay for you.
Talk to us if you feel like it...no pressure though...
21st-Mar-2005 03:13 am (UTC)
*hugs you tight* I don't know what I'd do without you. You're my sanity. I love you so much. As long as you're there, I'll be okay. *hugs you* You're doing so much by just being there. *hugs*
13th-Mar-2005 08:24 am (UTC)
I demand more photos of you. I don't get enough of your prettiness :((
21st-Mar-2005 03:14 am (UTC)
*HUGS YOU TIGHT* I WILL DO MY BEST TO COMPLY! *HUGS YOU*

We need YOUR pictures, too! *grin*
14th-Mar-2005 02:20 pm (UTC)
*fascinated* That sturgeon story is a beeaauuuuuty. XD (It sounds just like a some old-fashioned British screwball comedy - so, they're good at it because the Brits do not actually have to MAKE this crack up? *rolls*)

Post photos of the Constantine outfit! >:D

(Chris/Rock OTP OMG!!!111! *is smacked upside the head with large, heavy rock*)
21st-Mar-2005 03:16 am (UTC)
OH, I LOVE THAT CONSTANTINE ICON OF YOURS SO MUCH.

It's amazing, isn't it? *grin* I love Britain for some of the reasons I love Singapore - the country is INSANE. So deeply, irrevocably insane, and I love it. *grin*

XD I should go for a CONSTANTINE PHOTOSHOOT. Seeing as how it's London, John's rightful base. *grin* First, I need a black tie. *grin*

OMG ME/ROCK! *falls over self laughing hysterically*

John + Angel! Chas = Kittens. XD
21st-Mar-2005 03:35 am (UTC)
Britain, I think I love you and I haven't even stepped foot on your soil yet. XD

(And the moral of the story is we're AAAAALLLLL crazy, it's just a matter of choosing your poison? XD)

DUUUUUU EEEEEEEEEET. Go get a tie! >D (I would say I want that outfit too, but um. Singapore. Black suits? Wrong weather, wtf. XD)

Chris/Rock needs an icon! And a comm! And and and... (So if it's not het and it's not slash, what does God do? Make puppies? *is buried under avalanche of rocks by Chris*)

Are you online? I don't see you. XD And I stole my shiny Constantine icon off raelala, who made some veeeeeery pretty lj icons a while back. XD
21st-Mar-2005 03:51 am (UTC)
Oh, my, I love your Constantine icons. XD And yes, I ran off and gazed at raelala's icons when I first saw yours! *beams* Gorgeous icons. I only seem to obsessively make Keanu Reeves icons. *laughter*

I WILLLLL. XD OMG I WILL LOOK SO BAD. *IS SHOT BY CONSTANTINE FANS* But I WILL DO IT FOR YOU. *HUGS YOU*

And the moral of the story is we're AAAAALLLLL crazy, it's just a matter of choosing your poison?
I LOVE THE WAY YOU THINK, SO MUCH.

XDDDDDD ICON AND A COMMUNITY? XD OMG! The fandom love should so go to the Constantine/Chas! *evil grin* MAKE PUPPIES. DIES LAUGHING. DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE JOHN/CHAS KITTEN FIC. XD

OMG RUNS ONLINE TO FIND YOU. *CLINGS*
14th-Apr-2005 02:07 pm (UTC)
is disowned by anyasy for this* I was telling risax how much Hellblazer's Chas Chandler reminds me of Mr. H, and you see, he's British, grouchy, grumpy, complains a lot - *is stoned*

NOOO~
29th-Apr-2005 12:32 pm (UTC)
Awww you're really pretty~ *going back in your entries* Photo cuteness ^^.
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