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A Series of Much-Fangirled Bitchslaps 
1st-Jul-2005 11:50 pm
so you sailed away
For nescienx
A Series of Unfortunate Events drabble
Olaf and Klaus


Harry slapped Peter,

Yuuri slapped Wolfram,

Olaf slapped Klaus,

Tyler slapped Jack,

Godfrey slapped Balian.

Klaus jerks backward, and it seems as if he burns with something more than mere affront. He draws his hand back from his face as if he's been stung, and the eyes he raises to Olaf's suddenly come alive with an anger that he has never had to feel in all the years before he became a Baudelaire orphan.

Yet, even now, the second Baudelaire orphan is learning as fast as his mind can devour the books placed before it. He reassures Violet with a look, and reaches for Sunny's tiny hand, because he knows now, if he didn't before, how alone in the world they are, where fires burn and cannot be put out until it is too late, where parents disappear and leave their children in the hands of men like Count Olaf.

Klaus knows, now, how it feels, when you are completely at the mercy of someone else, in the moment you realise that a slap in the face is not the worst thing he can do to you, and far from most despicable thing on his mind. Klaus knows how it feels when fear clutches at your heart and sinks with it. Klaus is beginning to understand, truly understand, in a way in which all the dictionaries and books of the world could never truly convey, the meaning of despair.
1st-Jul-2005 04:24 pm (UTC)
Olaf slapped Klaus

Jesus. Must you? XDDD~
1st-Jul-2005 04:31 pm (UTC)
I did actually think of making an AMV of Yuuri/Wolfram to Mamma Mia. :D :D :D Want me to post my scratchwork that shows "This is how this lyric fits YuuRam?" XD

Sobs it was Olaf and Klaus fic? Not slash? : ) I'm a Violaf person, due to CERTAIN FRIENDS (earenwe and tinted_glass, I mean you) WHO MADE ME DO THAT XD

Next fic I'm posting is Murata/Conrad. XD
1st-Jul-2005 05:20 pm (UTC)
Want me to post my scratchwork that shows "This is how this lyric fits YuuRam?" XD

And kill me laughing? By all means XDD~

I'm slightly a Boudelair-cest person but can't say much because I only read until book 4. The kids were adorable and I feel like a pedophile by just saying that.
1st-Jul-2005 05:54 pm (UTC)
Want me to post my scratchwork that shows "This is how this lyric fits YuuRam?" XD

And kill me laughing? By all means XDD~


But don't die, I will miss your posts of ghei so.

's all right - XD - that could really happen. I read a not-bad one that begun as Baudelaire-cest and sorta ended up Violet/Klaus/Olaf.

I saw Incredibles sibcest. Um.
1st-Jul-2005 06:18 pm (UTC)
:D Now... I just need to watch that movie...
1st-Jul-2005 07:00 pm (UTC)
2nd-Jul-2005 02:20 am (UTC)
I liked the movie. The girl was beautiful. But I really like the brother. There's something so hauntingly sad in that boy, but it's beautiful at the same time. I don't think much of wood/metal eating babies though. rofl. o_O
2nd-Jul-2005 06:05 am (UTC)
*clutches at heart*

I love the series. So wryly depressing. *smooches*
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