Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Lines of Deep Wrongness

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24th-Jul-2005 08:24 am

Now this post has Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince spoilers. Spoilers for Book 5 are in there as well. I feel vaguely apologetic for the state of my mind. I wish to say that the lines cited below are entirely and completely innocent if you are innocent, with a mind as pure as the driven snow.

But for everyone else:

The most WRONG lines in HBP
The page references are from the British edition.

Page 65, just as Dumbledore discovers Slughorn's location

And without warning, Dumbledore swooped, plunging the tip of his wand into the seat of the overstuffed armchair, which yelled, "Ouch!"

"Good evening, Horace," said Dumbledore, straightening up again.

[...]

"There was no need to stick the wand in that hard," he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. "It hurt."

Page 67, after Dumbledore has introduced Harry to Horace Slughorn:

Slughorn turned on Dumbledore, his expression shrewd.

'So that's how you thought you'd persuade me, is it? Well, the answer's no, Albus.'

He pushed past Harry, his face turned resolutely away with the air of a man trying to resist temptation.

Page 77, Dumbledore's conversation with Harry

"It was cruel," said Dumbledore softly, "that you and Sirius had such a short time together. A brutal ending to what should have been a long and happy relationship."

Harry/Draco, every.where.

Page 383

"Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy."

Page 391, Ron's conversation with Harry

Ron, "You're getting a bit obsessed with Malfoy, Harry. I mean, thinking about missing a match just to follow him..."

Page 429, Harry attempting to enter the Room of Requirement

Harry, "I need to see the place where Malfoy keeps coming secretly"

Harry tried every variation of 'I need to see what Draco Malfoy is doing inside you.'

Page 509, Trelawney, on Snape

Trelawney: "the pushing, thrusting young man who was prepared to listen at keyholes."

Page 513, Harry's argument with Dumbledore

"Well, I don't!" he (Harry) said, as loudly as before. "He's (Snape's) up to something with Draco Malfoy right now, right under your nose, and you still -"

"We have discussed this, Harry," said Dumbledore, and now he sounded stern again, "I have told you my views."

"You're leaving the school tonight and I'll bet you haven't even considered that Snape and Malfoy might be up to -"

"To what?" asked Dumbledore, his eyebrows raised. "What is it that you suspect them of doing, precisely?"

"I... they're up to something!" said Harry and his hands curled into fists as he said it.

Page 515, Dumbledore's conversation with Harry

"I didn't -" mumbled Harry, a little abashed, but Dumbledore cut across him.

"I do not wish to discuss the matter any further."

Harry bit back his retort, scared that he had gone too far, that he had ruined his chance of accompanying Dumbledore, but Dumbledore went on, "Do you wish to come with me tonight?"

"Yes," said Harry at once.

"Very well, then: listen."

Dumbledore drew himself up to his full height.

"I take you with me on one condition: that you obey any command I might give you at once, and without question."

"Of course."

Mood:I am the picture of innocence!

Comments

24th-Jul-2005 07:44 am (UTC)

katherine_15

Harry tried every variation of 'I need to see what Draco Malfoy is doing inside you."

Harry is longing for Draco to do it inside him instead. A-hem. *smirks*

*hearts and beams*

24th-Jul-2005 08:11 am (UTC)

aefallen

Harry is longing for Draco to do it inside him instead. A-hem. *smirks*

XD That's exactly what I thought! ; )

Harry: "How can a... a... room... be... better than me?!"

Draco: "There's a reason they call it the Room of Requirement, Harry."

Read book and was drowned in a deluge of Harry/Draco. Especially in the center of the book. *fights for air*

24th-Jul-2005 10:52 am (UTC)

katherine_15

"There's a reason they call it the Room of Requirement, Harry."

Harry: *huffs* But I am the Boy Who Scored!

Draco: *smirks*

*giggles madly* The part where Draco's eyes met Harry's in the cracked mirror? A little part of me died and went to the heaven where canon meets fanon. *hearts*

24th-Jul-2005 07:45 am (UTC)

tinted_glass

"Harry tried every variation of 'I need to see what Draco Malfoy is doing inside you."
WTH. THAT'S IN THE BOOK. That's the best line ever. Harry/Draco love!

24th-Jul-2005 08:14 am (UTC)

aefallen

THAT'S TOTALLY IN THE BOOK! *huge grin* *indicates page references* XD This book is completely INUNDATED with Harry/Draco. It does wonders for Draco's character - I've always seen him as primarily two-dimensional until now. The only way I've seen him as a human, and not a caricature, is through fanfiction, and finally this book lets me see it in canon, too. I have reaffirmed my faith in JKR.

XD YES, YOU AND HARRY/DRACO! And then I ran off into the Snape/Harry camp. I used to be into H/D, though. ; ) So our pairings do/did overlap! ; )

24th-Jul-2005 08:16 am (UTC)

tinted_glass

Mmph. You need to stop running away from my pairings lol. *LOVES YOU ANYWAY*

24th-Jul-2005 08:01 am (UTC)

dorkodile

And my brain dies.

24th-Jul-2005 08:10 am (UTC)

aefallen

And my sword is bigger than yours! *points at icon!*

My favourite Ichigo pairings, besides Ichigo/Ishida, are:

1. Ichigo/Kon as Ichigo
2. Ichigo's sword/Ichigo
3. Ichigo/Ichigo's Hollow.

♥

24th-Jul-2005 08:18 am (UTC)

dorkodile

JOIN ME ON THE DARK SIDE!!! I thought I was the only one supporting Ichigo/Ichigo pairings!! XD

24th-Jul-2005 08:18 am (UTC)

ranchelle

That's why I kept laughing through the book with my little on asking 'what's so funny? Tell me leh~~' and I'm like 'just wrong thoughts, very wrong thoughts. XD'

Oops, off to work. See you around laters, if you are around. I'd be online 5 hours later and staying online.

24th-Jul-2005 08:22 am (UTC)

darkeyedwolf

*randomly browsing commflists*

You forgot when Slughorn + Snape are talking about Draco! "C'mon, Severus, there's no need to be so hard on the boy -- " "As his Head of House, I shall decide how hard, or otherwise, to be." XDDD

24th-Jul-2005 08:36 am (UTC)

deewhydeeax

God, yes. The Harry/Draco was like - BWAHHH. As canon as it's ever going to get.

What did you think of the Harry/Ginny?

24th-Jul-2005 09:11 am (UTC)

little_ribbon

Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy.

*snigger* ♥!

24th-Jul-2005 12:33 pm (UTC)

redrouged

harrrrrry/draco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥

24th-Jul-2005 05:13 pm (UTC)

la_muerta

Harry tried every variation of 'I need to see what Draco Malfoy is doing inside you.'

I know! I was sniggering throughout the entire book and it was WRONG THOUGHTS ALL THE WAY.

24th-Jul-2005 05:39 pm (UTC)

earenwe

*grins* There was so much H/D that I think if you picked the book up you had to be careful not to ooze H/D all over yourself.

And what about HP/SS? I'll have to peer through my copy sometime to see if there are any. They did have quite a bit of time together, it made me a happy, happy girl. :D

25th-Jul-2005 12:47 am (UTC)

chastity_rowan

"There was no need to stick the wand in that hard," he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. "It hurt."

I was floored, yes? =D

I posted a link to various other lines with innuendo in one of my previous posts. I died XD

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