But the truth is:
I am what I'm after
Because I ♥ little_ribbon. Sobs, Lin. *posts part of terrible fic* *hugs you, a lot*
the rules of engagement
- a slap is still a slap -
Summary: Very, very twisted AU fic which begins when Wolfram slaps Yuuri and is all SHOCK HORROR at having to marry him.
the rules of engagement
- A slap is still a slap -
It was only his first day at the castle, and its layout confounded him. He’d escaped an interminable lecture from Gunter by the simple expedient of slipping out of the door while his advisor was engrossed in a particularly dusty book. He vaguely remembered needing to be present at a dinner later in the evening, and it occurred to him that he should perhaps take a look at the banquet hall lest its grandeur overwhelm him when he first entered it. It wouldn’t do to be struck dumb by one’s own castle (he couldn’t quite believe it was meant to be his).
Wandering out took him to a courtyard occupied by the blond Mazoku prince who had seemed so displeased at his arrival. He searched his memory and remembered the name. Wolfram, he thought to himself, pleased to not have forgotten. Perhaps he would know the way.
Wolfram seemed to be engaged in some form of swordplay, he noticed. He watched, impressed, as the prince duelled with some unseen enemy, raining down blows almost faster than his eyes could see. At length, Wolfram seemed to notice his presence, and looked up, irritably, in his direction.
Yuuri approached him, feeling more than a little nervous. Wolfram’s opinion of him didn’t seem to have improved since they’d first met. “Er. . . I’m sorry,” he said uncertainly, beginning to regret his decision to stop and ask for directions. “But which way is the banquet hall?”
“There,” said Wolfram irritably, with a curt wave in the direction of the castle.
That could have been anywhere, thought Yuuri, as he turned to where Wolfram had indicated and saw a corridor branch into three.
“Um, which one?” he asked, as politely as he could.
“The one on the left!” snapped Wolfram, as he whirled around, pointing.
Unfortunately, Yuuri had chosen just that moment to take a step towards the castle, and as it happened, the left side of Yuuri’s face connected with Wolfram’s open palm.
“Ow,” said Yuuri good-naturedly, rubbing his cheek where he’d been slapped. “Sorry.”
“Your Majesty,” said Wolfram, all the colour draining from his face, “I take that back.”
“You don’t have to,” said Yuuri, smiling. “That’ll teach me to look where I’m walking.”
Wolfram was beginning to look strangely desperate. “Your Majesty, I insist I be allowed to take it back.”
“What would it look like if I made you take it back?” asked Yuuri, amused. “All my subjects would be afraid of making mistakes. And of accidents. And –” He runs a hand through his hair.
“I don’t want you to be afraid of me, Wolfram.” He lets the words sink in, and smiles.
“So I order you not to take it back.”
Wolfram closed his eyes and appeared to be in great pain.
“What’s wrong?” asked Yuuri.
“We’re engaged, you idiot.”
1. When I read campfuckudie, I go straight to the Calendar page and find every single instance of notjealous's (the Wolfram player) posts, and read them. And I go straight for the comments where the player is commenting.
(Because even OOC looks like this: You just want to do me!)
2. campfuckudie made me support Murata/Wolfram.
3. An anonymous commenter on campfuckudie KKM character posts writes fabulous Yuuri/Wolfram smut, and it makes me thrilled and happy.
4. I think justaschoolboy is a fantastic Murata. Same goes for notjealous as Wolfram. And kingcatcher is so good at the confused! what-did-I-do-again? Yuuri.
5. The icons for all these players RULE. notjealous's icons have the best keywords EVER.
So cute even T-Zou likes me.
I love how the Murata player has explicit fanart in their icons. xD
Hit "End" on this link and you will find The Maou's Pervy Icons. FOR REAL. </center>
</center>Things That Good KKM Muses Should NEVER do to you
And mine are very naughty
1. When writing Yuuri and Wolfram:
Me: "Shut up, Yuuri."
(immediately followed by:)
"SHUT UP, WOLFRAM."
[When I wrote Spider-man 2's Harry and Peter, they did the exact same thing to me, too]
(was talking to kateriya and kannazuki and SO GLAD TO FIND OUT that Mei-chan's muses do this to her, too.
2. When writing NC-17 Murata/Yuuri:
('k it was Yuuri/Murata)
Me: "WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING?!"
(No, really, MURATA FOUND IT SO FUNNY he wouldn't stop laughing.
I was NOT AMUSED
Yuuri was, "Does this hurt?"
And Murata was ROFL + LOL + IS HE FOR REAL)
Me: "If you think you're such a GREAT Sage then you can write your sex scenes YOURSELF"
3. Conrad muse running around yelling, "NO MORE PANTS, NO MORE PANTS!"
And he had THIS look on his face :D
4. Wolfram LIKES BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC. I AM SO ASHAMED.
Seriously, when I listen to Britney Spears music, the Wolfram muse talks more.
5. I CAN CONYUU TO BRITNEY SPEARS, TOO.
(Now I'm beginning to think it's just me)
6. Thought in my head RIGHT NOW:
"Yuuri. I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER. And you will LIKE IT." :D
Not like that, I can't write those fics.