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Mazoku on Earth, KKM AU Fic 
16th-Sep-2005 04:04 am
I heart Lin
But the truth is:

I am what I'm after


Because I ♥ little_ribbon. Sobs, Lin. *posts part of terrible fic* *hugs you, a lot*

the rules of engagement
- a slap is still a slap -
Summary: Very, very twisted AU fic which begins when Wolfram slaps Yuuri and is all SHOCK HORROR at having to marry him.

the rules of engagement
- A slap is still a slap -

It was only his first day at the castle, and its layout confounded him. He’d escaped an interminable lecture from Gunter by the simple expedient of slipping out of the door while his advisor was engrossed in a particularly dusty book. He vaguely remembered needing to be present at a dinner later in the evening, and it occurred to him that he should perhaps take a look at the banquet hall lest its grandeur overwhelm him when he first entered it. It wouldn’t do to be struck dumb by one’s own castle (he couldn’t quite believe it was meant to be his).

Wandering out took him to a courtyard occupied by the blond Mazoku prince who had seemed so displeased at his arrival. He searched his memory and remembered the name. Wolfram, he thought to himself, pleased to not have forgotten. Perhaps he would know the way.

Wolfram seemed to be engaged in some form of swordplay, he noticed. He watched, impressed, as the prince duelled with some unseen enemy, raining down blows almost faster than his eyes could see. At length, Wolfram seemed to notice his presence, and looked up, irritably, in his direction.

Yuuri approached him, feeling more than a little nervous. Wolfram’s opinion of him didn’t seem to have improved since they’d first met. “Er. . . I’m sorry,” he said uncertainly, beginning to regret his decision to stop and ask for directions. “But which way is the banquet hall?”

“There,” said Wolfram irritably, with a curt wave in the direction of the castle.

That could have been anywhere, thought Yuuri, as he turned to where Wolfram had indicated and saw a corridor branch into three.

“Um, which one?” he asked, as politely as he could.

“The one on the left!” snapped Wolfram, as he whirled around, pointing.

Unfortunately, Yuuri had chosen just that moment to take a step towards the castle, and as it happened, the left side of Yuuri’s face connected with Wolfram’s open palm.

“Ow,” said Yuuri good-naturedly, rubbing his cheek where he’d been slapped. “Sorry.”

“Your Majesty,” said Wolfram, all the colour draining from his face, “I take that back.”

“You don’t have to,” said Yuuri, smiling. “That’ll teach me to look where I’m walking.”

Wolfram was beginning to look strangely desperate. “Your Majesty, I insist I be allowed to take it back.”

“What would it look like if I made you take it back?” asked Yuuri, amused. “All my subjects would be afraid of making mistakes. And of accidents. And –” He runs a hand through his hair.

“I don’t want you to be afraid of me, Wolfram.” He lets the words sink in, and smiles.

“So I order you not to take it back.”

Wolfram closed his eyes and appeared to be in great pain.

“What’s wrong?” asked Yuuri.

“We’re engaged, you idiot.”

5 things about campfuckudie

1. When I read campfuckudie, I go straight to the Calendar page and find every single instance of notjealous's (the Wolfram player) posts, and read them. And I go straight for the comments where the player is commenting.

(Because even OOC looks like this: You just want to do me!)

2. campfuckudie made me support Murata/Wolfram.

3. An anonymous commenter on campfuckudie KKM character posts writes fabulous Yuuri/Wolfram smut, and it makes me thrilled and happy.

4. I think justaschoolboy is a fantastic Murata. Same goes for notjealous as Wolfram. And kingcatcher is so good at the confused! what-did-I-do-again? Yuuri.

5. The icons for all these players RULE. notjealous's icons have the best keywords EVER.

So cute even T-Zou likes me.

I love how the Murata player has explicit fanart in their icons. xD

Hit "End" on this link and you will find The Maou's Pervy Icons. FOR REAL. </center>

</center>Things That Good KKM Muses Should NEVER do to you
And mine are very naughty

1. When writing Yuuri and Wolfram:
Me: "Shut up, Yuuri."
(immediately followed by:)
[When I wrote Spider-man 2's Harry and Peter, they did the exact same thing to me, too]
(was talking to kateriya and kannazuki and SO GLAD TO FIND OUT that Mei-chan's muses do this to her, too.

2. When writing NC-17 Murata/Yuuri:
('k it was Yuuri/Murata)
(No, really, MURATA FOUND IT SO FUNNY he wouldn't stop laughing.
Yuuri was, "Does this hurt?"
And Murata was ROFL + LOL + IS HE FOR REAL)
Me: "If you think you're such a GREAT Sage then you can write your sex scenes YOURSELF"

3. Conrad muse running around yelling, "NO MORE PANTS, NO MORE PANTS!"
And he had THIS look on his face :D

Seriously, when I listen to Britney Spears music, the Wolfram muse talks more.

(Now I'm beginning to think it's just me)
6. Thought in my head RIGHT NOW:
"Yuuri. I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER. And you will LIKE IT." :D
Not like that, I can't write those fics.
15th-Sep-2005 08:20 pm (UTC)



15th-Sep-2005 08:23 pm (UTC)
*hugs you and beams* I LOVE YOU TOO. *HUGS* GOING TO START MAKING ANOTHER ONE NOW. OMG DON'T LAUGH, *CUDDLES*, it is, remember when you posted your baby + childhood pictures and um, Ihavesome. I mean, of me. In America, omg. xD
15th-Sep-2005 08:36 pm (UTC)
*clings* Wiieeeh! You have baby/childhood piccies! YAY! OMG, You'll kill me with adorable-ness!! Yay!
15th-Sep-2005 08:35 pm (UTC)
WIIIEEEEEEEEHH! *glomps you*

"We're engaged, you idiot."

LOL you write AU Yuuram so well :D I loved it! *giggles* Poor Wolfram, but at least now he only has himself to blame ;) It's not like he tried that hard to get out of it? *ggg*

I never heard about campfuckudie! :O Must go read and catch up, omg! And I completely forgot about omg_maou, too! AHH!

*giggles at your KKM muses!*

*glomps you some more* Love you, omg. Cheered me up so much :) *wibbles happily*
15th-Sep-2005 09:07 pm (UTC)
15th-Sep-2005 09:18 pm (UTC)
Your little fic was adorable! More! More!! *purrs*
15th-Sep-2005 11:05 pm (UTC)


Okay...aside from the AU fic - which I find greatly amusing ^_^ - I have no idea what you're talking about. ^^;

But that's okay. Many things in life just sort of...*whoosh* pass me. ^_^;

Love the ficcie. Adorable Wolfram, of course. *snuggles*
16th-Sep-2005 02:14 am (UTC)
Ooh, them on Earth. I want scans of Gunter, you biased person XDDD

Muses are weird things. XD
16th-Sep-2005 04:40 am (UTC)
The way you wrote it, one gets the feel that no matter what the situation was, even in parallel worlds, Yuuri won't escaped being engaged to Wolfram.

Which is nice. :D

Hahaha, the scans....WHAT is the magazine the guy in blue suit holding in the first pic that says 'mei' on the cover?? O_O
Aw~ Wolf looks like he's wearing a school blazer~
16th-Sep-2005 05:06 am (UTC)
Wah! They all go back to earth! Is this a new season? Why do I know so much! XD XD
16th-Sep-2005 10:39 pm (UTC)

So. Uh. Hi! ...You've made me blush now, because I didn't think anybody paid attention to CFUD's Murata. (like you can't tell who I am now)

...aklfjaklf ♥ for youuuuu!
19th-Sep-2005 05:18 pm (UTC) - ohnoI'vebeencaughtfangirling :D (Hello there)
HI. Ohmyheavens. I feel like I've been caught fangirling you. ... I have, though. *laughter*

*huge grin* Nobody paid attention to CFUD's Murata? You mean, other than Ari? *grin*

You're a great Murata. *admires* I read your first post and... died laughing. Furthermore, you convinced me that Murata/Wolfram could work, and considering howmuchinfluenceI'vebeenfightingunder, I never thought I'd love it. *grin*

you, a lot. YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE. In a GOOD way, not in the LITERAL Wolfram-no!-holdyourFIIIIRE!! way. *grin* Thank you for making such brilliant posts and comments! YOU MAKE ME HAPPY. :D

(Great Gwendal, too. thePikachukisswassomuchlove)
17th-Sep-2005 03:21 pm (UTC)

i was going through a magazine we get at work,
(blockbuster) and there was a full page spread on KKM -
and i thought of you.

and then i thought of buying it.

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