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This fic is for a lot of people. For
AND I THINK IT IS DUE TO
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*sobs at
ff-ac crack!fic. kadaj/cloud.
If a phone rings in Midgar and no one picks it up, does it make a noise?
"Nii-san?"
The voice was high, breathy, and far too familiar.
Also, it had more desperation in it than a chocobo farm had chocobos.
"... Kadaj. This is the twelfth time tonight."
"I know, Nii-san, but I have to tell you something!"
"... What is it this time, Kadaj?"
"I love you, nii-san. More than Kaa-san!"
"Kadaj, go to sleep -"
"I love you more than Sephiroth wants your ass! I love you more than that redhead loves shooting his mouth off. More than that grabby girl likes materia! More than Vincent likes his dress! I mean, his cape!"
"I -"
"I love you more than you need a new hairstyle! I love you more than Yazoo likes washing his hair! Or his own reflection! More than Loz likes polishing his gun! And Nii-san, I can be Sephiroth TOO -"
Cloud had been through this before, and there was only one way he could get this... brother... to stop.
"...I... I love you. Too. Kadaj. Now put down the phone."
Off the hook at last, he looked up to meet Tifa's knowing smile.
"Your brother's had too much materia again, hasn't he."
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