breaking all your laws, one at a time. (aefallen) wrote,
breaking all your laws, one at a time.

MTV Movie Awards - Will Ferrell - Sasha Baron Cohen Bitchslap/Makeout Session

Something I ate disagreed very badly with me this Saturday, which resulted in me being virtually knocked out over the weekend. Sucks being ill the first weekend out of work, but I did spend it watching Just Like Heaven (to catch Jon Heder as a loopy psychic), and Zoolander (it was banned in this country when it first was showed, for political sensitivies and all that drug use, but you can get it on rental now, amusingly enough) (which turned out to have Will Ferrell in it) - which is basically Blades of Glory with more brains, just replace ice-skating with male modelling.

Forced self to go in to work this morning despite not feeling my best, and somehow miraculously managed to stay in there all the way til the end of the day. Had a project concluding today, so the office was swarming with investors we had to attend to (and ensure that they put their names on all 88 pages each of documentation that needed their original signatures. When I came back from the first session, my fellow pupil started and said, "You look so pale!" - good to know that me feeling awful isn't just in my head. But yes! THIS HOWEVER TOTALLY MADE MY DAY (as did receiving a lovely card in the post, and learning that one of my friends has finished his examinations and is back in SG!):

The 2007 MTV Movie Awards results are out. Very amused that the Will Ferrell-Jon Heder fight on ice in Blades of Glory even scored a nomination, but am even more amused at the Will Ferrell-Sasha Baron Cohen onstage makeout, to celebrate their winning Best Kiss for Talladega Nights. *chokes*

Highly doubt it'd make it onscreen in this country, but the 2007 MTV Movie Awards screens on MTV here on the 17th of June, Sunday, at 1pm. Apparently that moment comes in some 45 minutes into the show, and features Sasha Baron Cohen demanding if Will Ferrell broke Jon Heder's heart too. In any event, here's the Youtube clip for the Will Ferrell-Sasha Baron Cohen kiss at the MTV Movie Awards. *grin* You know, just in case they censor it like they did the Britney Spears/Madonna/Christina Aguilera kiss. Transcription follows:

Will Ferrell: "Sasha, you wanna say anything?"

Sasha Baron Cohen: "Nice... nice to see you, William. Thanks for returning my calls ever since we last kissed."

Will Ferrell: "... Oh, I'm sorry. I've been busy."

Sasha Baron Cohen: "Yeah, busy with Napoleon Dynamite's (Jon Heder, Jimmy in Blades of Glory) crotch in your face, have you? Did you break his heart, too?"

Will Ferrell: "What are you talking about? That was acting, I didn't break his heart, that was acting! That didn't mean anything either."

Sasha Baron Cohen: "You kissed - you kissed me five times - that was just acting, too?"

Will Ferrell: "Those were called takes! There were five takes! We did five takes."

Sasha Baron Cohen: "You asked me to move in with you, Will."

Will Ferrell: "I did not ask you to move in with me! I said if you were in the neighbourhood stop by for a cup of coffee with me and my wife."

Sasha Baron Cohen: "You've got a wife?"

Will Ferrell: "Yes, I've got a wife."

Sasha Baron Cohen: "You've got a wife! And you kissed me five times."

Will Ferrell: ...

Sasha Baron Cohen: "You're a total bitch."

*bitchslaps Will Ferrell*
*makeout session subsequently ensues* (omg just cover your eyes, mine burned)

ETA: Sibling reaction: "YUCK! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"

Man, I wish so badly Jon had been there so the camera could've caught his reaction. Absolute horror or hysterical laughter, probably.

Also, this really amusing Jon Heder promo for the MTV Movie Awards, from here.
Tags: blades of glory

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