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I'm not a sadist, I just enjoy watching pretty boys bitch-slapped. 
2nd-Nov-2007 09:31 pm
Reborn - Yamamoto CHIBITA
Someone on the house_chase community is uploading H/C (hurt/comfort... no, of course it's House/Chase, what d'you think the community's for?) moments, and I saw the priceless moment in Season 1, Episode 15: Mob Rules where Chase gets bitch-slapped by the lawyer brother of a gay gangster patient. WAY to hit all the "Make aefallen Pay Attention" buttons all at once and in such a way as to give me whiplash from racing to see it happen.

I like to call it Chase's Wolfram Moment.



in which slapping makes the world go 'round

Why Life is Such a Bitch to Chase
(no, not because Chase is a bitch)

1. It's tough enough being a doctor without being bitchslapped by your patient's relatives.


DIRECT POST-SLAP FACE


MORE POST-SLAP FACE


2. And having to tend to the guy who's the reason for your being slapped in the first place.


3. YOUR BOSS DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU:


In this scene, he says, "YOU CAN TRUST ME."
House obviously disagrees.


The TRUST ME! Wombat dance.
(when I was young, the words "Trust me" were my favourite words to hear in cartoon series. :D)


4. Your boss wants to fire someone and at the moment it looks like it's gonna be YOU.
(Also, that is the girliest post ever, Chase)





The Difference Between Reality and That Other Sparkly Pretty Thing

The Pretty Thing:




Reality.




After seeing the word "Hoyay" (means "homoeroticism, yay!") around way too many sites and not at all understanding what it means, I finally found this site, which made me laugh hysterically (clearly I am easily amused) when I read, "In another episode, House declares "I love you!" when Wilson gives him more Vicodin, causing squee in millions of ho yay fans." Causing squee? Causing squee? Oh guys you crack me up! Their six-line Heroes summary had me laughing even harder.

But the one that had me laughing the hardest (probably due to the cumulative effect of all the other lines) was, "Brothers Sam and Dean Winchester of Supernatural are breathlessly subtextualized by Television Without Pity recappers, and copious notes are taken on all possible examples of "Bro Yay.""

This post has been brought to you by a very long day! ♥

I have discovered that if I really like a series, I tend to make a With Stupid icon out of it. This is probably because when I was young and impressionable, lacewood showed me a Hector -> Paris "I'm With Stupid" icon. And THAT WAS IT:







and sometimes, YOU SAY IT BEST WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL, or,
WHEN A LOOK SAYS IT ALL:



Hugh Laurie in Blackadder - as the Prince Regent, in Blackadder. I watched Blackadder long before House was a twinkle in Master Laurie's eye, and the Prince Regent always made me want to A) laugh hysterically, B) strangle him, C) wonder long and hard about how anyone could be that stupid, even on television. I really don't associate this character with House at all, but with Hugh Laurie.

And oh, was the Prince Regent fabulously gay, in every sense of the word.

Prince Regent (to Blackadder): "What can I do with a woman that I cannot do with you?"
Blackadder: "I cannot conceive."
Comments 
2nd-Nov-2007 04:11 pm (UTC)
Wait, what? I'm pretty sure I never showed you a "I'm with Stupid" Hector/Paris icon, because I was never even in Troy fandom? XD Though I distinctly remember seeing you WITH this icon. XDXDXD

Also, your slapping fetish suddenly made me realise that for all the prissy pink princess things Jimmy did, he never actually SLAPPED anyone. HE'LL FIGHT LIKE A MAN even if he sucks at it XD
2nd-Nov-2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
Yes, you did! ... or wait, at least I think you did! WILL THE REAL PERSON WHO SHOWED ME THIS ICON PLEASE STAND UP. :)) Okay okay, the only other two people it could have been would be anyasy or nescienx.

But it was a million years ago, in my first year in the UK - in early 2004. Maybe it... WAS you? :D

XD! I don't think I used that icon! I just admired it from where I stored it in my folder! It was of Hector and Paris in their TROJAN ARMOR, and an arrow pointing at Paris saying "I'M WITH STUPID". ;)

I have a disturbing slapping fetish. Peter and Harry from Spider-man, Yuuri and Wolfram from KKM, Chase and violent!lawyer from House... XD

JIMMY IS TOTALLY A MANLY MAN (if one with an obsession with cleanliness and sparkly things) in a fifteen-year-old girl's body! His MIND is a guy's - his artistic and sartorial preferences... not always so. ;)

XD! THE IDEA OF JIMMY BITCHSLAPPING CHAZZ IS MAKING ME LAUGH. ;) Chazz wouldn't bitchslap Jimmy, at least not in my head. He thinks it would be too much like hitting a woman, and THE CHAZZ STOOPS LOW WHEN HE HAS TO BUT NOT THAT LOW. ;)
2nd-Nov-2007 04:50 pm (UTC)
No, in fact the Chazz stoops LOWER. XDDDDD (Yes, this sentence alone rated five Ds)
2nd-Nov-2007 04:56 pm (UTC)
The Chazz knows he can do the LAMBADA of low-stooping, but he is much more into having others do the stooping for his... entertainment... and... gratification.
2nd-Nov-2007 05:40 pm (UTC) - Shall we dance?
Very very true. XD
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