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I'm not a sadist, I just enjoy watching pretty boys bitch-slapped. 
2nd-Nov-2007 09:31 pm
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Someone on the house_chase community is uploading H/C (hurt/comfort... no, of course it's House/Chase, what d'you think the community's for?) moments, and I saw the priceless moment in Season 1, Episode 15: Mob Rules where Chase gets bitch-slapped by the lawyer brother of a gay gangster patient. WAY to hit all the "Make aefallen Pay Attention" buttons all at once and in such a way as to give me whiplash from racing to see it happen.

I like to call it Chase's Wolfram Moment.



in which slapping makes the world go 'round

Why Life is Such a Bitch to Chase
(no, not because Chase is a bitch)

1. It's tough enough being a doctor without being bitchslapped by your patient's relatives.


DIRECT POST-SLAP FACE


MORE POST-SLAP FACE


2. And having to tend to the guy who's the reason for your being slapped in the first place.


3. YOUR BOSS DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU:


In this scene, he says, "YOU CAN TRUST ME."
House obviously disagrees.


The TRUST ME! Wombat dance.
(when I was young, the words "Trust me" were my favourite words to hear in cartoon series. :D)


4. Your boss wants to fire someone and at the moment it looks like it's gonna be YOU.
(Also, that is the girliest post ever, Chase)





The Difference Between Reality and That Other Sparkly Pretty Thing

The Pretty Thing:




Reality.




After seeing the word "Hoyay" (means "homoeroticism, yay!") around way too many sites and not at all understanding what it means, I finally found this site, which made me laugh hysterically (clearly I am easily amused) when I read, "In another episode, House declares "I love you!" when Wilson gives him more Vicodin, causing squee in millions of ho yay fans." Causing squee? Causing squee? Oh guys you crack me up! Their six-line Heroes summary had me laughing even harder.

But the one that had me laughing the hardest (probably due to the cumulative effect of all the other lines) was, "Brothers Sam and Dean Winchester of Supernatural are breathlessly subtextualized by Television Without Pity recappers, and copious notes are taken on all possible examples of "Bro Yay.""

This post has been brought to you by a very long day! ♥

I have discovered that if I really like a series, I tend to make a With Stupid icon out of it. This is probably because when I was young and impressionable, lacewood showed me a Hector -> Paris "I'm With Stupid" icon. And THAT WAS IT:







and sometimes, YOU SAY IT BEST WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL, or,
WHEN A LOOK SAYS IT ALL:



Hugh Laurie in Blackadder - as the Prince Regent, in Blackadder. I watched Blackadder long before House was a twinkle in Master Laurie's eye, and the Prince Regent always made me want to A) laugh hysterically, B) strangle him, C) wonder long and hard about how anyone could be that stupid, even on television. I really don't associate this character with House at all, but with Hugh Laurie.

And oh, was the Prince Regent fabulously gay, in every sense of the word.

Prince Regent (to Blackadder): "What can I do with a woman that I cannot do with you?"
Blackadder: "I cannot conceive."
Comments 
3rd-Nov-2007 01:16 am (UTC) - *tackles!*
Heh, I sound like a seal (honestly! OINK OINK!) if I try to speak... so I've been spending most of my time online where I can still COMMUNICATE NORMALLY. ;)

...the only way you could love it more if it were PINK.

HAHA. SO TRUE. ♥

You know, that makes me wonder... is there any Chase/Wilson? O.o I mean, House is such a bastard. He doesn't deserve either of them. *laughs!*

I'm a little disappointed, though. I think I went into House thinking I'd like House/Chase and then discovered THERE IS NO HOUSE/CHASE AT ALL. It's all in fandom's head. ;)

I don't mind the other characters that much! xD I think I never would have noticed Chase if I didn't know you? I like listening to House talk because it's such a challenge for me to keep up with him. SERIOUSLY. He talks so quickly that I can't read the subtitles quickly enough, so I have to actually LISTEN to what they're saying. It's sooo tiring. *spoilt Belgian brat!* xD

Wolfram WAS crack! O.o THE PINK NIGHTGOWN OH MY GOD!

I'm going to pay extra attention to Chase's accent next time! :) I'm also really considering buying the DVDs if I find them anywhere (I like to watch A LOT of episodes in one day?) and catch up... I wonder if it's worth it, though? I'm still missing that spark Supernatural had? =/

SPREAD KAYA DON'T SPREAD GERMS. *SHOT!*

xDD Chase is a cute name for a Cheetah! Do not get me started on the names people give their bears at BABW. Please. I had twins on Wednesday who BOTH made a Giraffe and named them "Giraf 1" and "Giraf 2". T.T
3rd-Nov-2007 07:34 am (UTC) - WHO SAYS THERE AIN'T NO HOUSE/CHASE ?!
The existence of the house_chase community DEFIES you. ;) Go look in the 2007 calendar to see how active we are! ;)

NAAAAH, you're probably a House/Wilson fan like all the rest. Lots more CANON ACTION - but I don't like House being so nasty to anyone he's close to. Deep down inside I'm really a Wilson/Chase supporter. But I am also a BIG fan of House/Wilson/Chase. ♥ (And yes, fic exists!)

Yes, there is Chase/Wilson! Unfortunately, most of it that I found seems to be Chase/Wilson BUT also House/Wilson. I DISLIKE C/W that's H/W! IT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE! That's why it's called a ONE TRUE PAIRING, darn it!

omg! please don't buy the House DVDs. I really discourage it: would you SERIOUSLY want 230429034 episodes of NASTINESS? Back here the House DVDs are still pretty expensive, even for Season 1 - and I don't consider them that wonderful an investment. Wouldn't you much rather buy Supernatural? At least, I would!

xD! I don't think you would have noticed Chase. He doesn't have a massive role to play in most of the episodes. Naturally there are some Chase-centric eps, but they are far and few between.

BUT WOLFRAM WAS SO BEAUTIFUL IT DID NOT COUNT AS CRACK. At least, not for me. My Wolfram love was, IS, powerful and ALL-CONQUERING and he is beautiful in my sight no matter WHAT he wears. ;) *DIES LAUGHING SO HARD AT YOUR GIRAFFE 1 AND GIRAFFE 2 STORY!* THIS IS TOO DAMN FUNNY, THANKS FOR SHARING IT WITH ME! omg, but scary too. Do those twins share each others' BRAINS?! I told my brother and he found it funny too! ♥ It is totally an ASCH-LUKE situation! Imagine! If Asch and Luke went to BABW? Would they call their stuffed toys Cheegle 1 and Cheegle 2?
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