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21st-Dec-2007 01:07 am
Reborn - Yamamoto CHIBITA
This post is purely to express my D: that the word 相棒 (partner, this is not helped by the fact that in the English language that word ALSO has an association) NO LONGER MEANS ANYTHING INNOCENT TO ME ANY MORE AND I BLAME YGO COMPLETELY.

I MEAN. It already did not mean anything particularly innocent to me because of



These two meaning the two people who do not answer to SHACHOU;

, but

KIND OF MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE, such that when I see

sealed my FATE, along with THAT fabulous scene where Yoko goes: "LET ME FIGHT WITH YOU KAMINA" Kamina goes "NO SIMON WILL FIND HIS COURAGE AND ANYWAY HE IS MY 相棒" and also, as they say in the Supernatural fandom, bros before h0s I'M SORRY YOKO it is not your fault that you are drawn that way I was :D :D :D HE SAID 相棒 and that's when I realised YGO had corrupted THAT ASSOCIATION (and also THIS ONE) and I was FACEPALM.

And then after Simon FOUND HIS COURAGE and he and Kamina did that FANTASTIC FIRST GATTAI OF AWESOME and Yoko went ///// YOU GUYS ARE 好い相棒か (good partners) I beamed from ear to ear.

I would be ashamed except for the part where I am ENJOYING EVERY SECOND OF IT ♥

I KNEW that the YGO obsession would pay off one day, and it paid off handsomely the other day when I had to do research for a case and turned up a neighbouring-state case decided by NONE OTHER than a certain Justice Malik. Not only THAT, but Justice Malik's full name was ONLY TWO LETTERS OFF from Malik Ishtar. I read through the ENTIRE CASE HAPPILY despite the fact that it was tangentially related to the true purpose of my research, because (1) hey, who knows when a law case will come in useful? I've read related cases that weren't useful at the moment but later became useful for other matters, and (2) I WANT TO KNOW WHAT JUSTICE MALIK SAID. :D And I can't help but think it SO COOL that our research tool lets us search EVERY LISTED DECISION BY A PARTICULAR JUDGE ON A DATABASE ♥

AND. HAVE ANOTHER WORD THAT NO LONGER MEANS ANYTHING INNOCENT TO ME: 合体. (GATTAI: meaning, "combine").
WARNING: VERY IMAGE-HEAVY


SIMON AND KAMINA EXPLAIN WHY:

Kamina does not even have to say LET THE SYMBOLIC UNION OF OUR MACHINES REPRESENT THE UNION OF OUR HEARTS because IT IS ALREADY SO WRONG AS IS:

Simon and Kamina are fighting Viral and the situation CALLS FOR GATTAI gets desperate:




No one will EVER be able to convince me that the phallic imagery in this series is unintentional. NO ONE. I would give you more screencaps as evidence, but my brain is already broken and it can take no more tonight!




SIMON'S MIND IS PURE AND INNOCENT AND UNTOUCHED AND COMPLETELY UNLIKE YOURS AND MINE, KAMINA.




I TELL YOU. THIS SERIES IS SO FULL OF "OH REALLY?" "YEAH, REALLY." "NO WAY!"
(... I CAN'T SPELL IT IN PROPER L33TSPEAK IT BREAKS MY BRAIN)



AND THE WHOLE WORLD IS, "YOU WANT TO DO WHAT?! WHERE?! NOW?! HERE?!"




Simon: KAMINA? HERE?! NOW?! IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY?!


And the village dudes are: HEY COOL! MECHAS COMBINING!

THE LOCAL SLASH FANGIRL REVEALS HERSELF:



YA, KAMINA, to sort of mis-quote the Cardigans, YOU'RE A VAIN AND SHAMELESS MAN, BUT HELL, I LOVE YOU!

Comments 
20th-Dec-2007 05:59 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh Yoko, I love you. That look on her face is amazing.

I want to adopt Simon so badly.
20th-Dec-2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
I KNOW OMG. ♥ Yoko is going CAN IT BE GATTAI TIME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE? ♥___♥ HOW SOON IS NOW? ♥

SIMON IS JUST SO PERFECT, isn't he? I can totally understand Kamina and the whole ANIKI thing. I WOULD DO THE SAME IF I WERE HIM AND HAD SUCH AN ADORABLE prospective!LITTLE BROTHER.

Edited at 2007-12-20 06:07 pm (UTC)
20th-Dec-2007 06:36 pm (UTC)
adfsdfadfdf i just want to take simon home. ♥3♥
he's so cute in his completely innocent little GATTAI? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY GATTAI, ANIKI :D? way.
so pure and untouched UNLIKE HIS PERVERT ANIKI.

there was also that part in one of the earlier episodes, i forget which one it is, but yoko's like "hey kamina, wanna go with me?? :D" and kamina's like "oh okay, sure. HEY SIMON YOU WANNA COME WITH?" and yoko's face immediately turns into a :|.

and. you know the little red cloth tied around simon's arm? the piece of kamina's cape he grabbed when it tore and flew off? you ever noticed that he STILL wears it around his arm in the timeskip episodes? ♥
there's actually a doujinshi on that, too. the story revolves around simon trying to wash off kamina's cape in a nearby body of water and kamina's like "*holds up the piece of his cape simon ties around his arm* you're not gonna wash this thing? it's really dirty." and simon's like "NO, because it's a part of aniki and washing it would take away all the special parts of it." ..... and it's actually really, really cute up until kamina decides to molest/have sex with his little bro. :x YEAH.


Edited at 2007-12-20 07:02 pm (UTC)
21st-Dec-2007 05:12 pm (UTC) - :D:D:D
I want to take Simon home too! ♥ KAMINA CAN COME TOO! ♥

IT'S SO CUTE, ISN'T IT? And the way the whole world is GATTAI?! GATTAI! ♥ XDXDXD And sweet little Simon is - as clueless as Viral.

PERVERT INDEED. Kamina just seems DOUBLY PERVERSE when Simon is so SWEET AND PURE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT. TODAY I WAS RESEARCHING, OF ALL THINGS, PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE. And naturally I thought of KAMINA. ♥
OH OH OH YES, I LOVED THAT EPISODE! Because you know Simon: "Nothing comes between me and my Aniki!"

KAMINA: simon is a PART of me, and WHERE I GO HE GOES TOO.
Or being Kamina. He's say WHERE I GO HE COMES TOO.

OMG. HEARTBREAK ALL OVER THE PLACE. What you described of the doujin reminded me of this movie I watched where there was this little girl whose father was killed in front of her so his blood got on her dress, and her mom was WHY WON'T YOU WASH THE DRESS and she was, "It's got Daddy's blood on it." *CRIES*

BUT OMG THANK YOU FOR THE DOUJIN SUMMARY! ♥ I wish I could see the doujin on the K/S community but sadly it is mostly Megaupload and I can't access it. BUT THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY SUMMARY. It is cute right up until ... THAT.

XD IT REMINDS ME OF THIS GUY/LUKE DOUJIN where everything is BRIGHT AND BREEZY until Guy decides to do the nasty with Luke in an alley. After which innocent!Luke is "SHALL WE GO SHOPPING? ♥" and Guy is *BRAINBREAK*.
20th-Dec-2007 07:06 pm (UTC)
Of course the imagery isn't unintentional. It's Gainax.

I have to say I love your image posts! :) And lately you're making so many more of them, eee.
21st-Dec-2007 04:58 am (UTC)
... I LOVE YOU FOR YOUR GAINAX COMMENT. *grin* All this time I was thinking it was ME and MY mind! Now I know it is GAINAX and Gainax's mind and Gainax knowing the minds of people like me. XDXDXD

Thank you so much! ♥ I'm so happy to hear that you like the image posts and that they are not (just) breaking your mind and your bandwidth! *smiles*

TRUE THAT! *grin* I love getting into new anime that is INFINITELY SCREENCAPPABLE as Gurren Lagann is! EXPECT MORE POSTS SOON! I want real badly to make a GIRLS OF GURREN LAGANN POST - well, featuring Nia mainly, then Darry and Kinon. Yoko... ow. My eyes.
20th-Dec-2007 07:18 pm (UTC) - gattaigattaigattai~! xDD
I am so WTF! at myself right now. O.o;; I don't know how you did it: BUT I TOTALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD. *grin!*

... I should really watch a couple of episodes after House tonight. You had me convinced with Nia earlier, but now I am weirdly excited about watching GL. I want to see this particular episode BADLY. xDD
21st-Dec-2007 03:44 am (UTC) - I HAD KAMINA'S HELP. WITH KAMINA I CAN DO ANYTHING! (also, Boota update!)
Because I was so excited by you watching GL that I forgot your Boota question, here it is! Boota is a baby mole-pig who somehow took to Simon and stayed with him as a pet/ally/friend. Boota is IMPORTANT TO THE SERIES and will become USEFUL and HELPFUL later on! He is probably as big a pervert as Kamina (will show you screencap later)!

HAHAHA I KNOW HOW I DID IT, I HAD KAMINA'S HELP AND GATTAI POWER BEHIND ME (AHAHAHA)! WITH KAMINA I CAN DO ANYTHING! ♥

That said, I am happy it made you laugh, sweetheart. I think you probably need to laugh more right now. ♥

XDXDXDXD I AM SO GLAD THIS CONVINCED YOU TO WANT TO WATCH GL MORE! This is Episode 3! :)))) I THINK YOU WILL LIKE IT. :D
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