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Deck the Hall (With Much Insanity) 
16th-Nov-2003 11:41 pm
Reborn - Yamamoto CHIBITA
*is shaky*

nescienx?

I don't honestly know how this happened.



lazydreamweaver we love you. *hugs fiercely*

From last Wednesday night until this Sunday afternoon I Have Done No Work At All. And lectures do not count because I was forced to be there.



Settled down to read my utterly delightful Property notes when I was startled by a knock at the door. It was Nemo Stealer, who had straightened his hair. Those straightening irons see a lot of work done in my hall, yes, they do. His friend, Nemo Stealer #2, had done it, along with Nemo Stealer's Other Friend. Ended up in his room, was dispatched to borrow hair gel from Boy Who Inadvertently Saw Slash, and watched with much bemusement as both of Nemo Stealer's friends gelled his hair.

Ended up in hallway with Mitzi, Nemo Stealer and Nemo Stealer #2. Mitzi is amazing.

Nemo Stealer: "I know my preferences!"
(Mitzi believes all of us are inherently bisexual. Just like the Girl Who Slashes Hallmates.)

Mitzi: "Preferences for what?"

Nemo Stealer #2 got Nemo Stealer to walk down the hall so Mitzi and I could observe his rather girly walk.

My small size encourages Nemo Stealer to pick me up. I feel so tiny.

Went up to Bloom's room. She is incredible. She managed to get 20p off every single one of the 24 bottles of Coca Cola she purchased from our supermarket nearby. She also straightened my hair while Aikido Boy and Computer Whiz watched. My hair, steaming, smells like raisins.

Boy Who Inadvertently Saw Slash knocked on my door and asked to me to check if my Internet connection was working. He's worried that his drunken friends accessing midget p0rn on his computer has caused the Hall to shut down his connection, as this has happened before. Lucien and Literature Boy hijacked his computer last night, logged on to MSN, said extremely questionable things to friends on his MSN account. Was treated to queries that had me asking, "Are you drunk?" last night. Poor boy apologised this morning.

Thief about in the halls. Also learnt from Computer Whiz that a girl was kidnapped from the first floor of this hall last year. Unfortunately he was not joking. Also Computer Whiz lent Perfect Blue to a German hallmate as an introduction to anime and traumatised said hallmate for life. "I'll never visit Japan!" was said hallmate's anguished cry.

Also is true that men never comment on what you've done with your hair until you ask.



neversilent's Legolas icons have got to be among the most breathtaking I've ever seen.
Comments 
16th-Nov-2003 04:41 pm (UTC)
Hehe, raisin!hair! Mmmm, raisins ^_____^

Um, drunken friends accessing midget pr0n? Do I dare ask?
16th-Nov-2003 05:31 pm (UTC)
Raisins! ; )

But once the steaming's done, my hair smells of tobacco. (Or so I think. Strangely, I like it.)

And reading your LJ, I learnt we had our hair straightened on the same day. *startled* How's that for coincidence?

Unfortunately it was not hobbit pr0n, for that would have been a different thing, and in all likelihood, more tasteful. They were in a hallmate's room, and they were surfing midget p0rn. Um. Real midget p0rn.

They were quite drunk.

(This seems the case on weekends.)
16th-Nov-2003 05:32 pm (UTC)
REAL midget porn? NOT hobbit porn? EW.

Midget-on-midget or midget-on-taller-person? Ew.
16th-Nov-2003 05:38 pm (UTC)
Real midget porn.

Maybe they could be persuaded to take on the hobbit direction...

Midget-on-midget or midget-on-taller-person?

I don't know... Should I ask?
16th-Nov-2003 05:40 pm (UTC)
They should definately check out hobbit porn. Because, well, that's much hotter. No offence to midgets, but it is. I mean, those big feet and pointed ears ...

Oh, do ask if you get the chance. It could turn out to be very amusing and/or educational.
16th-Nov-2003 05:50 pm (UTC)
True. My hallmates have no idea as to what they're missing.

Midgets make me think of all the scandal that went with the filming of the Wizard of Oz.

They were also looking into Gimli-esque women p0rn, which makes me slightly wary of their p0rn tastes.
16th-Nov-2003 05:52 pm (UTC)
There was scandal during the filming of Wizard of Oz? ^^;; Seriously?

Gimli-esque women? With ... beards?!
16th-Nov-2003 05:59 pm (UTC)
There were quite a few, actually - the actor playing the Tin Man fell desperately ill as the lead paint they made him up with was poisonous, and he almost died. And the midgets they hired had the most voracious appetites, and not in the food-sense. In the making-like-bunnies sense. Also they were exceedingly violent creatures.

*hugs you* You got my euphemism! Yes! That was precisely what they were looking at.
16th-Nov-2003 05:22 pm (UTC)
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*willnottrytoinfluenceyourchoicewillnottrytoinfluenceyourchoicewillnottrytoinfluenceyourchoice*
16th-Nov-2003 05:32 pm (UTC)
Oh my God, the mere fact that you commented makes me think of ANOTHER request!

Do you think nescienx would? ^_^
16th-Nov-2003 09:43 pm (UTC)
*is starting to get worried now*

What's your request? =)
17th-Nov-2003 12:38 am (UTC)
Oooo....I wonder if she would!
*wondering if I'm thinking along the same lines as you ladies*
20th-Nov-2003 08:46 pm (UTC)
*continues to chant*

*willnottrytoinfluenceyou*

You can request anything you like...*cough*slash*cough*
16th-Nov-2003 07:14 pm (UTC)
.... okay... oO weird... heheh.
Never visit Japan? O___o Because of anime?
16th-Nov-2003 07:48 pm (UTC)
Congratulations on 6666th visit!
16th-Nov-2003 09:46 pm (UTC)
I feel inspired to get the whole of Ratal to carry you off somewhere.
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