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2nd-Aug-2008 12:57 am
Reborn - Yamamoto CHIBITA
So, okay, I got ABRUPTLY VOLUNTEERED FOR this legal clinic on Wednesday. It was on Thursday night, and then they were HERE YOU GO THE CASELIST ♥ and that's when I realised I had to prepare seven entirely new cases between Wednesday afternoon and Thursday evening. I went into PANIC LOCKDOWN and then I thought Hell, if I can do this, there is going to be so little that is going to scare me after that.



oh God, last night I got back past 10pm (volunteering at a legal clinic), and tonight I got back near midnight (... LAWSOC EVENT)- and the crazy thing is that I'm really starting to realise that you can actually wake up thinking about your job, go to sleep thinking about your job, dream about your job, and if you wanted to you could CHOOSE to hang with only people from or associated with your job, and the saddest part of the whole deal is part of me thinks it can't get much better than this.

BUT PLEASE I MUST ADVISE YOU. If you are ever attacked by someone with a can of insecticide, please do not under any circumstances open your mouth.

Ladies and gentlemen,


WELCOME TO MY JOB

oh god. On the Thursday morning I was feeling so smashed by the clinic stressout that before going to work (ALL BEFORE OFFICE HOURS AT 9AM, OKAY) I curled up in Starbucks and had coffee and did my case preparation, and happened to pick up a paper lying on the sofa. I think it was one of those incredibly pretentious and wordy foreign newspapers in the line of the Wall Street Journal (I AM SORRY. I READ CURRENT AFFAIRS FOR THE LAW. I SUCK.) AND IT HAD THIS CARTOON. And I was so tired and such a nervous wreck, but it made me grin (as did the incredibly cheerful guy who was behind the counter at Starbucks. Made my morning, I tell you. And I tell you, service staff make a difference.


also I am one of those really freaky people that always play this secret game with service staff, especially if they look really tired and grouchy: I always have this private competition with myself to see if I can make them smile. So, say I go to a subway counter to get a top-up and the person looks really grouchy, I always smile my brightest smile and thank them and tell them to have a good day. AND SOMETIMES IT WORKS AMAZINGLY. ♥ There was this reallllly cranky-looking guy who was behind the counter at the train station, and I did the smile thing, and HE SMILED BACK. And it was doubly incredibly because I was SO SUPERSURE THAT HE WOULD NOT SMILE BACK BUT WANTED TO TRY ANYWAY.








... I think this last one is probably a joke only lawyers find funny :(((

I DON'T KNOW WHY ALL THE COMICS ARE GOING ON TO LEGAL/COURTROOM THEMES THIS WEEK. ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING. Even Peanuts has Snoopy as a "World Famous Attorney" defending Peter Rabbit and Trying To Prove to Your Honour that "My client never had any intention of going into Mr. Mcgregor's garden."



Also I got these amazing quizzes from adayume:

GUYS YOU HAVE TO TRY Wordle.





It is bloody embarrassing how much SPANNER is splashed all over the place. SHOUICHI TOO.

And you can make your results look different, too:



lolololol mafia persona:





So once I wrote this fic, which had, essentially, Spanner as the boss, and Gokudera as his right-hand man, with the both of them raising chibi!Tsuna. THEN I CHANGED ALL THE NAMES, but anyway,



ALSO THE NEXT ONE. I am always of the opinion that these seme/uke classifications never put me in the right place, ever, but in particular I demand a retrial for HIS ONE Seme/Uke quiz. I tied so perfectly in my result that the quiz had to give me a tiebreaker question to settle it once and for all, and EVEN THOUGH MY PERCENTAGES STILL WERE PERFECTLY EVEN, AND STILL I GOT:



THIS MISERABLE EXCUSE OF A RESULT

My percentages tie perfectly for Gentle Seme and Optimistic Uke, GODDAMIT.

ROFL. I'm both the most loving seme and the lowest of the ukes. RETRIAL.


The SEME or UKE Quiz
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You scored as The Optimistic UKE

You are the kindest, most sweet, and cutest of all UKE kind. This is not really a bad thing, actually it's very good. You may be the lowest level of UKE but you are also the happiest and most adorable. You are often a fan of things you can snuggle with and cartoons will never grow boring for you. You smile a lot and nothing ever seems to get you down which makes you a great match for the Gentle SEME. Be warned, though, my Uke-friend.. rough times await you if a Homicidal SEME lingers too close. You would do well to befriend a Sorrowful UKE as I'm sure your happy-go-lucky attitude will balance out their depression. On my last note I will say that ropes, whips, and chains aren't your fancies even if they are tempting - I'd stick to just the simple stuff if I were you.


The Gentle SEME


75%

The Optimistic UKE


75%

The Breaker SEME


60%

The Homicidal SEME


45%

The Devilish UKE


35%

The Sorrowful UKE


25%


Comments 
1st-Aug-2008 05:34 pm (UTC) - HEY lookit I STILL HAVE ABYSS ICONS ~
It is incredibly fun! ♥ Try it sometime, it's awesome! Although you kind-of have to be prepared for the, um, occasional 60% failure rate, but I will tell you that the 40% success rate MAKES IT ALL WORTHWHILE. ♥

Thank you ~ ♥ Actually, um. Coming back past 10pm is not so bad, my really-bad days are the coming-home at 2am - 3am - and beyond days. Then there are the "never coming back at all" days. But um, you could say that I knew it came with the territory.

Wordle is awesome! I could burn hours on it. You could stuff chat logs in it, RP journals in it, profiles, user interests, fic into it, THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.

You and that quiz? HOMICIDAL SEME. ♥ :D :D :D
1st-Aug-2008 05:41 pm (UTC) - YAY :D too bad i only have mostly Reborn! :x
That's a pretty high success rate though, at least imo! XD I will definitely have to try it on some grumps that I know of~

Wh-what! That's insane, wow. D: Your job sounds super tough. ;; You're a lawyer, right?

Ahhh, I'm having so much fun with this thing. XD! I CAN'T STOP PUSHING RANDOMIZE~ It appeals greatly to my inner graphic designer. *___*

HAHA, nowhere closeee. XD I'm 100% Optimistic Uke!
1st-Aug-2008 05:49 pm (UTC) - XDXDXD I think I have mostly Reborn ones, too.
XDXDXD Try it out~ ♥ Some people aren't worth the effort, but some most definitely are, and some will need it. ♥

It's okay! One actually gets used to the work. Um. I still freak out a lot, but I'm learning!

also, rofl, yes. A lawyer with Gokudera and Tsuna posters in her office. Really. I don't see why I have to give up being crazy in order to do my job well.

IT IS SO FUN IS IT NOT? There are so many many many options you can try: word arrangement, colour schemes, DIFFERENT FONTS, DIFFERENT THINGS: and if you are a perfectionist it could drive you mad, and if you love variety it will make you as happy as a kitten with catnip. ♥

It's what I pictured you as. ♥ NEVER CHANGE ~ ♥ AND BE PROUD OF WHO AND WHAT YOU ARE.
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