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2nd-Aug-2008 12:57 am
Reborn - Yamamoto CHIBITA
So, okay, I got ABRUPTLY VOLUNTEERED FOR this legal clinic on Wednesday. It was on Thursday night, and then they were HERE YOU GO THE CASELIST ♥ and that's when I realised I had to prepare seven entirely new cases between Wednesday afternoon and Thursday evening. I went into PANIC LOCKDOWN and then I thought Hell, if I can do this, there is going to be so little that is going to scare me after that.



oh God, last night I got back past 10pm (volunteering at a legal clinic), and tonight I got back near midnight (... LAWSOC EVENT)- and the crazy thing is that I'm really starting to realise that you can actually wake up thinking about your job, go to sleep thinking about your job, dream about your job, and if you wanted to you could CHOOSE to hang with only people from or associated with your job, and the saddest part of the whole deal is part of me thinks it can't get much better than this.

BUT PLEASE I MUST ADVISE YOU. If you are ever attacked by someone with a can of insecticide, please do not under any circumstances open your mouth.

Ladies and gentlemen,


WELCOME TO MY JOB

oh god. On the Thursday morning I was feeling so smashed by the clinic stressout that before going to work (ALL BEFORE OFFICE HOURS AT 9AM, OKAY) I curled up in Starbucks and had coffee and did my case preparation, and happened to pick up a paper lying on the sofa. I think it was one of those incredibly pretentious and wordy foreign newspapers in the line of the Wall Street Journal (I AM SORRY. I READ CURRENT AFFAIRS FOR THE LAW. I SUCK.) AND IT HAD THIS CARTOON. And I was so tired and such a nervous wreck, but it made me grin (as did the incredibly cheerful guy who was behind the counter at Starbucks. Made my morning, I tell you. And I tell you, service staff make a difference.


also I am one of those really freaky people that always play this secret game with service staff, especially if they look really tired and grouchy: I always have this private competition with myself to see if I can make them smile. So, say I go to a subway counter to get a top-up and the person looks really grouchy, I always smile my brightest smile and thank them and tell them to have a good day. AND SOMETIMES IT WORKS AMAZINGLY. ♥ There was this reallllly cranky-looking guy who was behind the counter at the train station, and I did the smile thing, and HE SMILED BACK. And it was doubly incredibly because I was SO SUPERSURE THAT HE WOULD NOT SMILE BACK BUT WANTED TO TRY ANYWAY.








... I think this last one is probably a joke only lawyers find funny :(((

I DON'T KNOW WHY ALL THE COMICS ARE GOING ON TO LEGAL/COURTROOM THEMES THIS WEEK. ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING. Even Peanuts has Snoopy as a "World Famous Attorney" defending Peter Rabbit and Trying To Prove to Your Honour that "My client never had any intention of going into Mr. Mcgregor's garden."



Also I got these amazing quizzes from adayume:

GUYS YOU HAVE TO TRY Wordle.





It is bloody embarrassing how much SPANNER is splashed all over the place. SHOUICHI TOO.

And you can make your results look different, too:



lolololol mafia persona:





So once I wrote this fic, which had, essentially, Spanner as the boss, and Gokudera as his right-hand man, with the both of them raising chibi!Tsuna. THEN I CHANGED ALL THE NAMES, but anyway,



ALSO THE NEXT ONE. I am always of the opinion that these seme/uke classifications never put me in the right place, ever, but in particular I demand a retrial for HIS ONE Seme/Uke quiz. I tied so perfectly in my result that the quiz had to give me a tiebreaker question to settle it once and for all, and EVEN THOUGH MY PERCENTAGES STILL WERE PERFECTLY EVEN, AND STILL I GOT:



THIS MISERABLE EXCUSE OF A RESULT

My percentages tie perfectly for Gentle Seme and Optimistic Uke, GODDAMIT.

ROFL. I'm both the most loving seme and the lowest of the ukes. RETRIAL.


The SEME or UKE Quiz
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as The Optimistic UKE

You are the kindest, most sweet, and cutest of all UKE kind. This is not really a bad thing, actually it's very good. You may be the lowest level of UKE but you are also the happiest and most adorable. You are often a fan of things you can snuggle with and cartoons will never grow boring for you. You smile a lot and nothing ever seems to get you down which makes you a great match for the Gentle SEME. Be warned, though, my Uke-friend.. rough times await you if a Homicidal SEME lingers too close. You would do well to befriend a Sorrowful UKE as I'm sure your happy-go-lucky attitude will balance out their depression. On my last note I will say that ropes, whips, and chains aren't your fancies even if they are tempting - I'd stick to just the simple stuff if I were you.


The Gentle SEME


75%

The Optimistic UKE


75%

The Breaker SEME


60%

The Homicidal SEME


45%

The Devilish UKE


35%

The Sorrowful UKE


25%


Comments 
1st-Aug-2008 06:32 pm (UTC)
... So my Wordle told me that I should probably stop taking quizzes, lolorz XD


The SEME or UKE Quiz
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as The Homicidal SEME

You are the truly highest level of SEME as well as the most dangerous and sadistic. You love to force others to do your bidding and have absolutely no clue what others mean by 'feeling sorry'. You like the dark, evil, and heartless but nothings fun if you don't get to break it. You will not tolerate others pushing you around and an easy word for your personality is bossy. You could skip the romance and get right to the bed if you wanted to but then again you never even need the romantic-hoo-ha and that's why you're matched with he Devilish UKE. All UKE fear you in some way but that's jut how you like it. You could never befriend anyone that your little Devil-UKE didn't show you to which means the only SEME you would get along with would be the Breaker SEME. It has been established that you are the kinkiest kink in all of kink-town but one thing you really love is to make your partner beg and to punish them. Don't be afraid, be insane.


The Homicidal SEME


85%

The Breaker SEME


75%

The Optimistic UKE


70%

The Sorrowful UKE


65%

The Devilish UKE


60%

The Gentle SEME


60%




lolwhut?
1st-Aug-2008 06:37 pm (UTC)
And I took it again as Yamamoto


The SEME or UKE Quiz
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as The Gentle SEME

You are the most loving, romantic, and loyal SEME but you also have a protective side that won't stop for anything. You are devoted to making your love and your friends happy but don't take it too far, being too trusting is a major flaw in your design and it is important to atleast TRY to deny the 'cute face'. You wish to be honest and only want to live happily ever after in a love-story all your own. You never say die and will do whatever it takes to help those you care for. You are, of course, best matched with the lovely and caring Optimistic UKE who will take any protection you are willing to give and who is sure to brighten your day. You would do well to stay clear of the Devilish UKE if you feel like staying alive anytime soon. Befriending the Breaker SEME would be your best bet. You aren't the kinkiest and you'd rather just kiss. The fire of love isn't meant to be destructive in your eyes - it's meant to be warm and relaxing.


The Gentle SEME


80%

The Optimistic UKE


75%

The Breaker SEME


70%

The Devilish UKE


70%

The Homicidal SEME


55%

The Sorrowful UKE


45%


1st-Aug-2008 06:40 pm (UTC) - G-GET AWAY FROM ME BASEBALL SCARYTHING.
Objectively: Yeah, that's what I thought was the closest match to Yamamoto. Though his TYL! self could well be the HOMICIDAL SEME AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
1st-Aug-2008 06:55 pm (UTC) - Aww don't you wub me Gokkun?
Though his TYL! self could well be the HOMICIDAL SEME AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

VERY TRUE. Especially with that Scar on his chin and that Look on his face. I'd love to know the stories behind those.
1st-Aug-2008 07:55 pm (UTC) - .... DON'T USE THAT LINE ON ME
[IRL I CAN NEVER SAY NO WHEN ANYONE ASKS ME THAT DAMN QUESTION.]

... sob. I kind of vaguely don't want to. I want Yamamoto to be the HAPPY MAFIA BOY who grew up into a HAPPY MAFIA MAN, and who eventually settled down in Tsukiji Fish Market and opened up a sushi stall with the most amazing sushi from here to Hokkaido. I want Yamamoto to be happy.










AS LONG AS THAT HAPPINESS DOES NOT INVOLVE GOKUDERA
1st-Aug-2008 08:55 pm (UTC) - XD *like, that annoying (to Gokudera) grin*
I know... and all that bizness about Yamamoto-papa-san just makes me wibble... But the other side of me wants to know more and more and more about him.





Aw. But you know that's not possible - they will see each other whether Gokkunthey want to or not because they are the two Guardians who are closest to Tsuna.
3rd-Aug-2008 01:33 pm (UTC) - SMACK
Sob. But Yamamoto looks like a pervert ten years into the future. SERIOUSLY! There is a GOOD REASON HE EARNED THE 'PEDOBEAR' nickname, and THAT IS BECAUSE HE LOOKS THE PART!

Ahahahaha, yeah. ♥ I love that Gokudera and Tsuna are always the FIRST TO TSUNA'S SIDE whenever Tsuna is in trouble. SO CUTE.
1st-Aug-2008 06:38 pm (UTC) - ... honey -
H-honey -

Why do I hang out with you, again?

CLEARLY YOU ARE SCARY AND MANIPULATIVE AND, YOU KNOW, MUKURO.
1st-Aug-2008 06:53 pm (UTC) - Kufufufufu...
Maybe that's why I can't stand him (sometimes; I can admire him from afar though) - he's too much like me; it's a case of one mountain, two tigers (lol, murdering the chinese language again)

Aw, you love to hang out with me because you're sekkritly Tsuna, however much you try to behave like Gokudera XDDD
1st-Aug-2008 07:53 pm (UTC) - STAB STAB STAB
rofl. I am 69% Tsuna, 27% Gokudera. The Tsuna-ness hides the stubborn Gokudera streak that runs underneath ALL I DO, and is just waiting to be unleashed when the APPROPRIATELY STUPID PERSON SITUATION turns up.

You can't stand Mukuro? *startled* I kind of was neutral to him at first, and then I developed a warm affection for him, such that I am horribly blind and can't imagine why anyone wouldn't like Mukuro. Ahahaha.

IT'S OKAY. I MURDER THE CHINESE LANGUAGE A WHOLE LOT MORE. ESPECIALLY WHEN GIVING ADVICE TO PEOPLE WHO CANNOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH.
1st-Aug-2008 09:04 pm (UTC) - SAMBA.
When he's out there doing Guardiany type things or helping to save Chrome and Ken and ...that megane-kidChikusa I'm okay with him. But when he gets closer I'm like, okay, that's close enough. My Rain flames will just douse your Mist anyway. XD Professional distance, I guess you can call it? XDDD

The only reason why I could possibly start liking Mukuro is coz you do XD Or at least tolerating him. In a nice way.
3rd-Aug-2008 01:31 pm (UTC) - THE ETERNAL SAMBA
"That Megane Kid", aka "That Yo-Yo Boy". He's voiced by the same guy who voices Irie Shouichi, y'know? *grin*

!!!! Sweetie, I'm a Sky flame through and through (to my great annoyance). I know that is HELPING MY CAUSE NOT AT ALL.

Professional courtesy, in the sort of manner that one shark does not (generally) eat another shark (unless it is really, really hungry)?

... it reminds me of that joke about why the shark didn't eat the lawyer when the boat capsized.
3rd-Aug-2008 06:50 pm (UTC) - Yum, I love pineapples. (No, really. The fruit, that is.)
Srsly? LOL XD

I think I'm 70-75% Yamamoto, 20-25% Rokudo/Chrome and unknown parts Dino XD Speaking of which, do we ever find out if, and if so what, Attribute Dino has?

Kufufufu got it right in one, darling.

... I am sorry to say that I got all of the lawyer jokes in your post.
1st-Aug-2008 10:10 pm (UTC) - Confession
I, uh, also have to confess to something. I've taken this quiz before (last week or something) and I got exactly the same percentage of 80% on HOMICIDAL SEME and OPTIMISTIC UKE and the tiebreaker said that I was the OPTIMISTIC UKE and I was like, personality dissonance much? XDDD

I am literally two people in one... which makes me even more like Mukuro + Chrome, orz.
3rd-Aug-2008 01:32 pm (UTC) - .... THAT'S CRAZY.
Honey, that's TOTALLY CRAZY. It's even WORSE than my percentage classification.

I THINK NEXT TIME I WILL SAY THAT I LOVE ROMANCE AND FLOWERS and the quiz will be perverse and say that I am the HOMICIDAL SEME.
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