Movie Scripts


LJ Blackout Icons by
nimori. "I survived the Great LJ Blackout of '05. I whined a lot, but I survived."
*laughter*
I was in the library studying on a Saturday afternoon. Back in London.
First of all, the plane arrived late to the boarding gate. Then the air-conditioners broke down and made a greenhouse of the cabin until we were in the air. Then, upon nearing London, the turbulence got so bad that the pilot announced we would have to land in Germany, at which I burst out laughing, because it was just so
ridiculous, that... A Series of Events As Unfortunate could occur on
one plane ride. But I had a lovely time. The stars over the Middle East are incredibly beautiful. I was in the aisles when I looked out of the window and saw them, after which I ran from window to window to make sure they were real, and finally I asked the cabin crew if they really were stars, because I'd never seen so many of them shining so bright. And in the row across me were these two angelic little boys, the elder of which really looked, to me, like the result of what would happen if
warning: fandom interruption: James Franco and Tobey Maguire had a son, Ididn'tsaythat, hehadglasses,too,andhewas socute, and then when we finally landed they got up and I realised the both of them were wearing Spider-man clothing. WHY do parents insist on dressing up their children in Spider-man clothes? *laughter* I can't walk down the street without thinking about Spider-man! (I know quite a few people will be saying, "You'd be thinking about Spider-man anyway, clothing or no!" - they'd be quite right..
Very disturbed. Fandom not gone.
First thing I did on coming home to London:
*HUGS
giaan* *sparkles* “I bought new bedsheets!”
giaan: “You don’t have to. I don’t sleep in your bed.”
Me: “But you do Property tutorials there!”
A (a friend of ours): “Property tutorials, eh?” *arched eyebrow*
giaan: “Just Property tutorials.”
Me: “Just Property tutorials!”
A: “So it’s
Just a Property Tutorial. . .” *adopts terrified No It Isn’t What You Think It Is manner, “ ‘It’s nothing! It’s just a Property Tutorial! That’s all!’ ”
giaan and I: “ . . . ”
“If you don’t want me in your bed I can always go back to my room.”
“I always want you!”
Both of us: “ . . . ”
- Me and Housemates
ranchelle: “You're always thinking of Harry/Peter that it's not difficult to guess what you'd be thinking...I bet your roommates will tell you the same thing or something ^_~”
Me: “I’m thinking about a legal question.”
A, “In which states can Peter and Harry legally get married.”
(Housemate) Sam, “Did you make any more gay videos? ^___^ “
After I told her about, "Badger, Badger, Badger... Mushroom". And "Potter, Potter, Potter... Weasley." OMG
earenwe. *grin*
(Housemate)
giaan, “Parker, Parker, Parker, Parker. . . Osborn.”
Me: “ . . . Spider-man.”
giaan: *feigns sleep*
Me: *shows
giaan Peter Rabbit letter-writing paper*
giaan: *bursts into laughter* “The Tale of Peter Rabbit! You wish it was the Tale of Peter Parker!”
Me: “I didn’t say that!”
giaan: “But I know that’s what you want!”
Housemates: *watch the Spider-man video I made*
Housemates: “Not gay enough.”
Sam: “There’s no Mary-Jane!”
And, most famously:
giaan: “Not Harry/Peter
again!”
You are currently witnessing the effects of three law essays written in four days. The consequence is clearly insanity. (Complicated points of contract law should never be elucidated by Law Lords named Parker, because
I cannot cope. At all.)
But I had fun.
On Our Last Law Essay: You Never Knew Battery Could Sound So Wrong
giaan: “There’s not much to say!”
Me: “I know! Obviously he touched the guy. Obviously he intended to touch the guy. And obviously he touched him without his consent. There’s no point in discussing what obviously happened.”
It was our problem question. But honestly - you can't go very far
right with a crime that's defined as "unlawful touching".
The danger to Terry’s life was a good reason for Barry to commit the battery upon Terry with the aim of saving his life. No general defence of necessity exists, but the doctrine of necessity may provide sufficient justification for Barry’s actions so as to relieve him of criminal liability for battery upon Terry.
We had friends over for dinner. Who hadn't watched Spider-man 2. I watch movies so many times because amazing how much you can see of a movie when you watch it with different people. They have so many different things to say:
Merry “Poke him in the eye with her stick!”
“They’re like girls! Slapping! And pulling hair!”
Merry: “Because Harry is a girl fighter.”
Me: “WHAT?!”
Merry: “Harry fights like a girl!”
Merry: “What’s he doing?”
Me: “Closing the door?”
Merry: “But where’s his hand?”
Me: “On the doorknob – “ *looks* *BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*
Picture for your reference:

meomg. “That was totally gratuitous? I did not need to see him take his shirt off? It serves no purpose at all?”
*mops fall over*
J: “You’d never think he was Spider-man at all.”
Merry: “But that’s what I love about him. He’s so human.”
"You can see the pain in his eyes!"
Merry: “He’s going to rip off his clothes and flash his Spider-man (I think she meant to say outfit, but. . .)!”
And I wonder why the Mandarin spoken isn’t translated.
“I hate it when they say chow mein!”
J: “I know what you mean! Like when they say won tons!”
“Spiders can sense danger?”
Merry: “They’re very clever, I’m sure.”
Merry’s favourite scene is my favourite scene.
Her, “It was fun! Watching men slap each other!”
*grin* And if you're reading this, my Sk8ter Girl, I'm completely vindicated, and I'm so happy for you. And next time you go running down the street shouting, "Peter Parker is Spider-man!" - you can bet I'll notice. *laughter* Yours, Rebecca.


and just because:
Everyone must suffer with us: By way of
lacewood, behold:
Bleach: Kurosagi Ichigo is Britney Spears.
New icons. Eh.
*helpless smiles* You know I wouldn't still be in the fandom without you. *grin*
"I survived the Great LJ Blackout of '05. I whined a lot, but I survived."
I just saw one of those blackout icons on a friend's LJ and was mesmerized by it. I started around 10 or so and just impatiently waited for it all to scroll by. So bad.
The stars over the Middle East are incredibly beautiful.
They sound gorgeous, I'll have to...fly over the Middle East one day and see them. Does that sound strange? I love the night sky, it's one of my favorite things in the world.
After I told her about, "Badger, Badger, Badger... Mushroom". And "Potter, Potter, Potter... Weasley." OMG
(Housemate)
*grin* I'd watch that in a heartbeat. The more you and
And I agree, the different things you see when watching something with other people are surprising sometime, but generally always amusing, as was displayed here. Hee.
I started around 10 or so and just impatiently waited for it all to scroll by. So bad.
Me too! Except I think I did worse: I saved it into my computer, then opened it up in ImageReady to read. *laughter*
I'll have to...fly over the Middle East one day and see them.
Not strange at all! *smiles* If you love the night sky, this is definitely a flight worth taking. I'd never seen so many stars - the sky was full of them! And up in the air - that's the closest we come to the night sky, really. *smiles*
The more you and
OH - If you were living anywhere near me, I would be up in a flash with my laptop and DVD. I love this movie to bits, although I know I love it as much for what I read into it as much as what is there. *grin* If you want fic, just let me know! *grin*
*grin* It's fun when you sit next to slash fangirls. *evil grin*
*squints at doorknob picture* ........ HAHAHAHAHA.
And OMG you posted the link. *rolls of cliff into sea* YES THE WORLD MUST SUFFER WITH US. Hence me posting it with, well, next to no warning? Ahaha. *has special circle of hell reserved for her down there*
And smiling!Peter is too horribly cute. *is almost cleansed of Japanese fanart trauma* But not quite.
Glad to see you back on lj too. ^_______^
OMG DOORKNOB. XDDD At least I didn't say, "Knob" alone. OMG WRONG. MY MIND DIES.
*hugs* *comforts* I understand the trauma of fanart like that. But you didn't go further? I was looking in the image galleries, and whoa. XD
Have you seen these photographs of the new Potter movie?
*grin* Hopefully this'll make you feel better... Hopefully not worse? XD
OMG rolls over cliff with you. Sea is happy! Splash!
And OMG you posted the link. *rolls of cliff into sea* YES THE WORLD MUST SUFFER WITH US.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA THEY WILL ALL SUFFER. XDDDD and you began the Circle of Pain!
*joins Chris is rolling along the sea bed* WTF is Ron WEARING? YOU POOR BOY, DON'T CRY, IT'S ALL JUST A BAD DREAM. Ruffles! Lace! Ruffly maroon lace! Wow, did Rupert Gint really piss off the costumne designer? I mean, his dress robes were supposed to be ugly, but...
*grin* I was, "Hey, maybe they'll have worse inside!" And went right in. Actually, I was encouraged to do so by those replying to your post. *grin* The things they spoke of made me want to see them myself. It is not so bad, actually - you know the HP fandom! When they write any pairing - Dumbledore/Dobby, Snape/Sock, Hogwarts/Giant Squid - the art was nowhere near that traumatising.
YOU POOR BOY, DON'T CRY, IT'S ALL JUST A BAD DREAM.
OMG I love the things you say about movies. We should catch a film together one day. I'd probably die from laughing at your amazing comments. XD
HEHEHEHEHEH. Those robes cross the line into Utterly Hideous. And then go a little further. XD
*rolls* We should catch a movie together one day and kill each other with t3h wrong. XD Or hold another WC anime marathon or something... XDXDXD (Luffy and his toothpaste commercial gums!)
Also, your smiling!Peter icon! <33333333
Yay for fandom.
What would we ever do without fandom? *grin*