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16th-Jan-2005 05:11 am
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LJ Blackout Icons by nimori. "I survived the Great LJ Blackout of '05. I whined a lot, but I survived."

*laughter* I was in the library studying on a Saturday afternoon.

Back in London. First of all, the plane arrived late to the boarding gate. Then the air-conditioners broke down and made a greenhouse of the cabin until we were in the air. Then, upon nearing London, the turbulence got so bad that the pilot announced we would have to land in Germany, at which I burst out laughing, because it was just so ridiculous, that... A Series of Events As Unfortunate could occur on one plane ride. But I had a lovely time. The stars over the Middle East are incredibly beautiful. I was in the aisles when I looked out of the window and saw them, after which I ran from window to window to make sure they were real, and finally I asked the cabin crew if they really were stars, because I'd never seen so many of them shining so bright. And in the row across me were these two angelic little boys, the elder of which really looked, to me, like the result of what would happen if warning: fandom interruption: James Franco and Tobey Maguire had a son, Ididn'tsaythat, hehadglasses,too,andhewas socute, and then when we finally landed they got up and I realised the both of them were wearing Spider-man clothing. WHY do parents insist on dressing up their children in Spider-man clothes? *laughter* I can't walk down the street without thinking about Spider-man! (I know quite a few people will be saying, "You'd be thinking about Spider-man anyway, clothing or no!" - they'd be quite right..

Very disturbed. Fandom not gone.

First thing I did on coming home to London:

*HUGS giaan* *sparkles* “I bought new bedsheets!”
giaan: “You don’t have to. I don’t sleep in your bed.”
Me: “But you do Property tutorials there!”
A (a friend of ours): “Property tutorials, eh?” *arched eyebrow*
giaan: “Just Property tutorials.”
Me: “Just Property tutorials!”
A: “So it’s Just a Property Tutorial. . .” *adopts terrified No It Isn’t What You Think It Is manner, “ ‘It’s nothing! It’s just a Property Tutorial! That’s all!’ ”
giaan and I: “ . . . ”

“If you don’t want me in your bed I can always go back to my room.”
“I always want you!”
Both of us: “ . . . ”
- Me and Housemates

ranchelle: “You're always thinking of Harry/Peter that it's not difficult to guess what you'd be thinking...I bet your roommates will tell you the same thing or something ^_~”

Me: “I’m thinking about a legal question.”
A, “In which states can Peter and Harry legally get married.”

(Housemate) Sam, “Did you make any more gay videos? ^___^ “

After I told her about, "Badger, Badger, Badger... Mushroom". And "Potter, Potter, Potter... Weasley." OMG earenwe. *grin*
(Housemate) giaan, “Parker, Parker, Parker, Parker. . . Osborn.”

Me: “ . . . Spider-man.”
giaan: *feigns sleep*

Me: *shows giaan Peter Rabbit letter-writing paper*
giaan: *bursts into laughter* “The Tale of Peter Rabbit! You wish it was the Tale of Peter Parker!”
Me: “I didn’t say that!”
giaan: “But I know that’s what you want!”

Housemates: *watch the Spider-man video I made*
Housemates: “Not gay enough.”
Sam: “There’s no Mary-Jane!”

And, most famously:
giaan: “Not Harry/Peter again!”



You are currently witnessing the effects of three law essays written in four days. The consequence is clearly insanity. (Complicated points of contract law should never be elucidated by Law Lords named Parker, because I cannot cope. At all.)

But I had fun.

On Our Last Law Essay: You Never Knew Battery Could Sound So Wrong
giaan: “There’s not much to say!”
Me: “I know! Obviously he touched the guy. Obviously he intended to touch the guy. And obviously he touched him without his consent. There’s no point in discussing what obviously happened.”
It was our problem question. But honestly - you can't go very far right with a crime that's defined as "unlawful touching".

The danger to Terry’s life was a good reason for Barry to commit the battery upon Terry with the aim of saving his life. No general defence of necessity exists, but the doctrine of necessity may provide sufficient justification for Barry’s actions so as to relieve him of criminal liability for battery upon Terry.



We had friends over for dinner. Who hadn't watched Spider-man 2. I watch movies so many times because amazing how much you can see of a movie when you watch it with different people. They have so many different things to say:

Merry

“Poke him in the eye with her stick!”

“They’re like girls! Slapping! And pulling hair!”

Merry: “Because Harry is a girl fighter.”
Me: “WHAT?!”
Merry: “Harry fights like a girl!”

Merry: “What’s he doing?”
Me: “Closing the door?”
Merry: “But where’s his hand?”
Me: “On the doorknob – “ *looks* *BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*
Picture for your reference:



meomg. “That was totally gratuitous? I did not need to see him take his shirt off? It serves no purpose at all?”

*mops fall over*
J: “You’d never think he was Spider-man at all.”
Merry: “But that’s what I love about him. He’s so human.”

"You can see the pain in his eyes!"

Merry: “He’s going to rip off his clothes and flash his Spider-man (I think she meant to say outfit, but. . .)!”

And I wonder why the Mandarin spoken isn’t translated.

“I hate it when they say chow mein!”
J: “I know what you mean! Like when they say won tons!”

“Spiders can sense danger?”
Merry: “They’re very clever, I’m sure.”

Merry’s favourite scene is my favourite scene.
Her, “It was fun! Watching men slap each other!”

*grin* And if you're reading this, my Sk8ter Girl, I'm completely vindicated, and I'm so happy for you. And next time you go running down the street shouting, "Peter Parker is Spider-man!" - you can bet I'll notice. *laughter* Yours, Rebecca.









and just because:






Everyone must suffer with us: By way of lacewood, behold: Bleach: Kurosagi Ichigo is Britney Spears.
Comments 
16th-Jan-2005 05:43 am (UTC)
Um. <3. Major fandomage. *salutes*
16th-Jan-2005 05:47 am (UTC) - XD OMG.
To say the least. :D And I'm not done yet! *laughter*
16th-Jan-2005 06:19 am (UTC)
You should sleep. >_<

New icons. Eh.
16th-Jan-2005 06:20 am (UTC)
OMG. ICHIGO! BLEACH!!! <333
16th-Jan-2005 06:38 am (UTC)
*grin* Oh my God, I know. *grin* I know. But LJ and MSN is too much fun, and YOU'RE HERE!

*helpless smiles* You know I wouldn't still be in the fandom without you. *grin*
16th-Jan-2005 06:29 am (UTC)
The script bit was brilliant! I was giggling with laughter - there should be something like that available so everyone can add little comments on. It'd be interesting to see what people come up with, to be sure... :D

"I survived the Great LJ Blackout of '05. I whined a lot, but I survived."
I just saw one of those blackout icons on a friend's LJ and was mesmerized by it. I started around 10 or so and just impatiently waited for it all to scroll by. So bad.

The stars over the Middle East are incredibly beautiful.
They sound gorgeous, I'll have to...fly over the Middle East one day and see them. Does that sound strange? I love the night sky, it's one of my favorite things in the world.

After I told her about, "Badger, Badger, Badger... Mushroom". And "Potter, Potter, Potter... Weasley." OMG earenwe. *grin*
(Housemate) giaan, “Parker, Parker, Parker, Parker. . . Osborn.”

*grin* I'd watch that in a heartbeat. The more you and nescienx post about this Harry/Peter business, the more I want to re-watch the movies (and see for the first time the second one, I haven't yet!) myself. :D

And I agree, the different things you see when watching something with other people are surprising sometime, but generally always amusing, as was displayed here. Hee.

16th-Jan-2005 08:19 am (UTC)
*grin* I think Empire or a similar movie magazine comes up with these scripts. *laughter* I know one of the movie magazines does movies in a nutshell. It can be totally hilarious. XD

I started around 10 or so and just impatiently waited for it all to scroll by. So bad.
Me too! Except I think I did worse: I saved it into my computer, then opened it up in ImageReady to read. *laughter*

I'll have to...fly over the Middle East one day and see them.
Not strange at all! *smiles* If you love the night sky, this is definitely a flight worth taking. I'd never seen so many stars - the sky was full of them! And up in the air - that's the closest we come to the night sky, really. *smiles*

The more you and nescienx post about this Harry/Peter business, the more I want to re-watch the movies (and see for the first time the second one, I haven't yet!) myself. :D
OH - If you were living anywhere near me, I would be up in a flash with my laptop and DVD. I love this movie to bits, although I know I love it as much for what I read into it as much as what is there. *grin* If you want fic, just let me know! *grin*

*grin* It's fun when you sit next to slash fangirls. *evil grin* nescienx was behind me when we watched Spider-man 2, and while I was completely unimpressed by my first viewing, I think til today that a great part of the reason I'm still in it is the expression I saw on her face when I turned around after the bitchslap scene in the second movie. ; )
16th-Jan-2005 06:30 am (UTC)
FANDOM WILL NEVER DIE. Of COURSE not. And glad you had a good time on your flight back, even if things DID keep GOING WRONG. *pats* At least you could still laugh? XD

*squints at doorknob picture* ........ HAHAHAHAHA.

And OMG you posted the link. *rolls of cliff into sea* YES THE WORLD MUST SUFFER WITH US. Hence me posting it with, well, next to no warning? Ahaha. *has special circle of hell reserved for her down there*

And smiling!Peter is too horribly cute. *is almost cleansed of Japanese fanart trauma* But not quite.

Glad to see you back on lj too. ^_______^
16th-Jan-2005 07:25 am (UTC)
*grin* It was so odd? The more things went wrong, the funnier I found it? *laughter* I kept thinking, "This is too hilarious, for so much to go wrong all at once!"

OMG DOORKNOB. XDDD At least I didn't say, "Knob" alone. OMG WRONG. MY MIND DIES.

*hugs* *comforts* I understand the trauma of fanart like that. But you didn't go further? I was looking in the image galleries, and whoa. XD

Have you seen these photographs of the new Potter movie?



*grin* Hopefully this'll make you feel better... Hopefully not worse? XD



OMG rolls over cliff with you. Sea is happy! Splash!

And OMG you posted the link. *rolls of cliff into sea* YES THE WORLD MUST SUFFER WITH US.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA THEY WILL ALL SUFFER. XDDDD and you began the Circle of Pain!
16th-Jan-2005 07:45 am (UTC)
d00d, you went FURTHER? You are stronger by far than I. I can barely look at the top page, nooooooooooooo. And I'm hearing very scary thing about the rest of the site. I refrain, thank you. XD

*joins Chris is rolling along the sea bed* WTF is Ron WEARING? YOU POOR BOY, DON'T CRY, IT'S ALL JUST A BAD DREAM. Ruffles! Lace! Ruffly maroon lace! Wow, did Rupert Gint really piss off the costumne designer? I mean, his dress robes were supposed to be ugly, but...
16th-Jan-2005 07:47 am (UTC)
And because I accidentally posted the comment before I could finish, is that Hermoine? d00d, so pretty. AND WOW SO SHIPPY TOO. XD
16th-Jan-2005 09:09 am (UTC)
Emma Watson gets prettier with each movie. And you've seen her in her street clothes? Oh, she's gorgeous. And she has a dress sense twenty years ahead of mine, in a very good way. XD
16th-Jan-2005 09:08 am (UTC)
You are stronger by far than I.
*grin* I was, "Hey, maybe they'll have worse inside!" And went right in. Actually, I was encouraged to do so by those replying to your post. *grin* The things they spoke of made me want to see them myself. It is not so bad, actually - you know the HP fandom! When they write any pairing - Dumbledore/Dobby, Snape/Sock, Hogwarts/Giant Squid - the art was nowhere near that traumatising.

YOU POOR BOY, DON'T CRY, IT'S ALL JUST A BAD DREAM.
OMG I love the things you say about movies. We should catch a film together one day. I'd probably die from laughing at your amazing comments. XD

HEHEHEHEHEH. Those robes cross the line into Utterly Hideous. And then go a little further. XD
19th-Jan-2005 01:10 pm (UTC)
Those robes looked at the line for Utterly Hideous, thumbed their lacy, ruffly nose at it and proceeded to tapdance into realms of ugly NEVER SEEN BEFORE. Ron, my boy, I feel for you. XD

*rolls* We should catch a movie together one day and kill each other with t3h wrong. XD Or hold another WC anime marathon or something... XDXDXD (Luffy and his toothpaste commercial gums!)

Also, your smiling!Peter icon! <33333333
16th-Jan-2005 11:15 am (UTC)
*cracks up laughing* His dress robes!

Yay for fandom.
19th-Jan-2005 01:26 am (UTC)
*grin* His dress robes, all right! *beams*

What would we ever do without fandom? *grin*
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16th-Jan-2005 07:20 am (UTC)
OHMYGOD I DID NOT WANT THAT VISUAL. It's going to be stuck in my brain forever.
I - but - I thought it was mild, compared to... other things which could be happening? omg I read a fic involving Peter and his boss at the pizza place, and I can never watch the scene in which he gets fired again. *dies* *comforts you* I understand...

He's an insane hardcore Spiderman fan.
Tell him I have canon proof that Harry/Peter exists! Art like this cannot be denied!



I'm making a post soon on canonical Spider-man Harry/Peter. XDDDDD It's so there. *grin*

Harry x Peter makes him cry. *grins*
You are happy about this state of events? I really should post that Harry/Peter canon-comic post soon! I mean, Peter tells Harry he loves him. And asks where his bedroom is. XD
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16th-Jan-2005 08:28 am (UTC)
*grin* Here's some more:







Wait til I upload the classic ones. That was perfectly canon.

And he'll know this:

This is Amazing Spider-man #317. Peter and the Symbiote that becomes Venom display the most disturbing dialogue I have ever seen between comic book characters. (It’s so TAKE ME NOW.) Suffice to say NC-17 fic is more subtle than this:

Peter: *rips off the costume and pretty much stands there wearing practically nothing*
(This is disturbing because Eddie Brock is down to the same level of clothing at the same time)

Peter: “You want me? Then take me! I’m yours!”
(Seriously, the writers bolded that word.)
“I’m not talking to you, Brock!” (Oh God, you better not be.)
“I’m talking to the alien! You wanted to be part of me! Well, now I want you! Come and get me!”

At this point, Eddie thinks, “Costume trembling! As if unsure!”

Peter thinks, “This is spooky! The alien is still in ‘love’ with me!”

Then he thinks, “But it’s already melded with Brock! I thought that by luring it to me away, the trauma of trying to detach might shock its system, give me a chance to escape!”

And then he’s all, “But I didn’t think things would go this far!” (HEHEHEHEHEH.)
“It’s already reached me, and it’s still moving! Flowing over me! Can’t run, or it’ll know this is a trick! But it’s attaching! I can feel it’s pain! I –”

“The costume! It’s all over me!”

Now you know why one of Spider-man’s methods of dealing with Venom I have listed is “seduction”.
16th-Jan-2005 08:24 am (UTC)
And that, my friend, is why I no longer read fanfiction. >____O;
I completely understand. But you don't read fanfiction anymore? I'm surprised - But then again, fanfiction is one of the reasons I get into a fandom, so - heh.

Only to the fangirls.
The sad truth of it is, I agree. *laughter* I love this movie as much for what I see in it as much as what I read into it. Sometimes I'm wandering around and thinking, "This would *never* happen in canon."

if there's no proof of at least a little romantic peck on the cheek...
There was the Deeply Public Bitchslap at a party. *evil grin* Twice. ^_^ And, "You don't return my calls." And "There are bigger things happening here than me and you." Meaning, as majokai says, there IS a "me and you"!

*laughter* Yes, it's all pure fangirl. *grin*
16th-Jan-2005 08:38 am (UTC)
::hysterical laughing at script::

I ran from window to window to make sure they were real, and finally I asked the cabin crew if they really were stars, because I'd never seen so many of them shining so bright.

You are adorable.
16th-Jan-2005 09:12 am (UTC)
*grin* The script totally cracked me up. Harry knocking himself unconscious? "Hello. Spider-man must die." XD

*hugs you tight* *grin* I must have looked like a kid, running around the plane like that, my eyes wider than saucers. *smiles* Now I know they're stars!

OH! There's a new Harry/Peter fic out, incidentally, by hackthis: Wanted: One Hero At Any Cost.
16th-Jan-2005 01:51 pm (UTC)
The third last picture - is that Ewan?!

I was skimming through the pictures, and going "Toby, Toby, To- wait a minute"
16th-Jan-2005 02:35 pm (UTC)
YES! That's Ewan! XD Picture specially chosen because it looked so much like Tobey! XD

Housemate also had the same reaction as you. *grin*
17th-Jan-2005 12:51 am (UTC)
That script is fabulous. The movie would have been so much better had it gone down like that!

(Canadian demon? I misread that, didn't I...)
19th-Jan-2005 01:25 am (UTC)
The movie would have been so much better had it gone down like that!

*grin* Oh, I would have loved that. *beams* I really liked Harry knocking himself unconscious. *laughter*

*inspects script* Candarian demon, I think - I checked it up, and it's apparently a reference to Sam Raimi's "The Evil Dead". I remember watching "Army of Darkness" with my father and brother. All three of us were transfixed and staring at the screen despite being fully conscious of how bad the movie was. *laughter*
19th-Jan-2005 09:26 am (UTC)
Where did this come from, did you make it yourself?
23rd-Jan-2005 03:01 pm (UTC)
*grin* I wish I had! ; ) It's from a movie magazine, actually - I think it's Empire, but I'm not too sure. This movie magazine does parody scripts like these in every issue, or it used to. *smiles*
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